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Adult Jokes – Non Veg Jokes in hindi

Namaskar Dosto, Aaj amin apke liye Adult jokes aur Non Veg jokes laya hu wo bhi apni bhasa hindi me. Aap in jokes ko directly Whatsapp group ya apne dosto ko share kar sakte hai. sunishchit kar len ki apki umra 18 varsh honi chahiye.

Adult Jokes

Ek maidam ne board pe dil ka ulta chitr bana ke bachcho se puchha
“batao bachcho ye kya hai?”
saare bachche: ye to ga**d hai.
Teachar: tumhen sharm nahi aati aisi baate karte huye mai abhi prinsipal ko bulaati hoon.
prinsipal: maidam ko kaun pareshaan kar raha hai?
bachche: koi nahi sar!
prinsipal: fir ye board pe ga*nd kisne banai hai?

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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samlaingik sambandh par cort ke faisale ke baadย 
ladki๐Ÿ‘ง dete๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ par ja rahi thi.
chintit maa๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€ ne use ka*dom diya.
ladki๐Ÿ‘ง hansi aur maa๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€ se boli yahi soch to badalni hai maa,

main jooli๐Ÿ‘ง ke saath date๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ par ja rahi hoon, mujhe mooli๐Ÿ† do, mooli๐Ÿ†.

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Saali โ€“ jijaji 500 roopye de do, main agle hafte de doongi.
Jijaa โ€“ beshak pagali tu 500 nahi 1000 le le, par abhi pel*e de de.

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Havas ke pujaari
agar tum mil jao. โ€ฆ.. hilaana chhod denge ham !

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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claass me baithi ladki ki bra ka hook “takk” ki aavaaz ke saath tut gaya..

Teechar :- kya hua??

pichhe baitha ladka bola

do panchhi๐Ÿ‘€ pinjre se aajaad ho gayeย pakdu kya?

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚…

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Bakch*d Shayar

Ishk kya cheej hai yah puchhiye parvaane se
aur kuchh nahi janab..
bas ch*ed(hole) bada ho jaata hai marvaane se…

โ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคช

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Aaj kaa ghanta gyaan
kahi aisa na ho ki tum us ladki ke nakhre uthaate raho
aurโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ..

taang koi aur uthaata rahe.

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

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