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😂चुटकुले😂

 

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Chutkule Jokes In Hindi

 

idhar film sanju hit ho rha hai

udhar

rishi kapoor aur neetu sing me jhgda chal rha hai ki, ranveer kapoor sanjay datt jaisa kaise dikhata hai?

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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ek dukhi pati ki kahani

kal sham mai aur meri patni baithak me baithe the, tabhi hamari nai, sundar see padosan hamare ghar aai…

patni ne hamara parichay diya to vo avak see boli… are…ye…ye apke pati hai.?

Patni boli – kyo kya huaa?

Padosan – nahi kuchh nahi…

Patni boli – are hua kya, batao na?

Padosan sharmate huai boli – bde hi haindasam hai.. ?

ab aap hi batao…

.isme raat ko, mujhe bhukha rkhane ki kya baat hui bhala… ?

😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😎😠😣😁

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kisi ladki ka reply mil jaye to

aisa lgata hai jaise

rista pakka ho gaya ho

🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃😃

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ek raaz ki baat bataun?
“paise se to sirph kitabe kharidi ja sakti hai….
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.gyan to mere msg se hi milega!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ladakiya  kabhi prapoj nahi karti
kyonki…….
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barson phale shurpankha ne koshish ki thi …!!
tab usaki nak kat di gai thi…!! ?

vo dar aaj bhi zinda hai

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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Adult Jokes In Hindi

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

Namaskar Doston, is post par aapko Funny Adult jokes in hindi, Non veg jokes in hindi me milega. sunishchit karen ki aap ise padhne ke liye 18+ se adhik hain. Hamare category me aap hindi me Adult chutkule padh sakte hain, Aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko Facebook, whatsapp, twitter par share kar sakate hain.

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

ab bho*di ka ye afavah kisne failayi ki,
navratn tel laga kar ch*dne se
pasina nahi aata..

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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ch*t ka koi nya modal nahi aa rha

kandom ke naye-naye fevar aa rhe hai.

🙈🙉🙊

kobara lan** wala

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Feriwala – lo ch*ddi le lo bra le lo..

Ledi– tumhe sharm nahi aati koi dusra bolo..

Feriwala- kula p*di ke liye topna le lo..

d*dh ke dhakkana le lo are kuchh to le lo..

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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bablu baik se badi tej raftaar

me ek ladki ke pass se gujra.

Ladki: marega kya

Bablu: abhi co*dom nahi hai….

fir kabhi….

Ladki : maad*cho**…

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yaado ki gahrai me lga hu mai khone,
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ab ja rha hu hila kar mai sone!

😂😂😂😂😂

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kuchh log balo me shampu lgane ke bad ‘

bacha hua jhag apne jh**t par lga lete hai..!

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aur aise khush hote hai jaise karodo ka nuksan hone se bacha liya hai.

😝😂😝😂😝

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Aaj ka gyaan

samy rhate apni Girlfriend ko

ch*d lena chahiye

nahi to bad mei

log se jyada

aapka la*da apako tana marega….😜😜

💞💞😆💞💞

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Girl : mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand he

Boy : mujhe bhi tumhare ‘ ch*t ‘ aur ‘ kulle ‘ bahut pasand he ..

rishta wahi soch nai .

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ek mahila jisne bra nahi pahna huaa tha angur bech rhi thi

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santa ne kaha: kshama karna, aam dikh rhe hai.

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Mahila ne kaha: tabhi to angur bik rhe hai…

😂😂😂😂😂

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

हेलो दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आपको Non Veg Jokes In Hindi पर सबसे मजाकिया जोक्स मिलेंगे. सुनिश्चित कर लें आपकी उम्र 18 वर्ष से अधिक होनी चाहिए. आप इन चुटकुले को अपने दोस्तों को शेयर कर सकते हैं. व्हाट्सप्प, फेसबुक, sms के लिए शेयर बटन जोक्स के नीचे मौजूद है. कुछ और दिलचस्प जोक्स के लिंक नीचे मौजूद है. वहां आप हिंदी भाषा में कई non vej jokes पढ़ सकतें हैं.

😜Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😅

 

Principal : kisaka period chal rha hai​….

​Golu : sar, shayad priya ka, ek do din se bahut chidchidi ho gai hai​…

​Principal : bho*di ke subject puchh rha hu …….havas ke pujari​ …….

😍😋😄😎😁😜😍😋

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😜kuchh ladkiya isliye bhi khade-khade chu*wati hai😄

😜

taki shadi ke bad apne pati ke samne

😜
kasam kha ke bol sake ki vo kisi mard ke saath soi nahi hai …..😝😜

😍😋😄😎😁😜😍😋😄

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Ek thaki hui bhabhi ko bas me baithne ki jagah nahi mili to ek seet par bethe chhote ladke ko puchha:- “khada ho jaega kya”

Ladka:- ho jayega aanti,

nauvi me aa gaya hu….

bhabhi pure raste khadi khadi gayi,

kisi ko nahi puchha…

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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jab kanya apne, pita ke ghar hoti hai,”rani” ban ke rhati hai.

pahli bar sasural jati hai,”laxmi”,banakar jati hai.

aur sasural me kam karte-karte “bai” ban jati hai,

is tarh ladkiya “rani-laxmi-bai” ban jati hai…!!!

aur fir vo pati ko angrej samajh kar bin talvar ke hi itna pareshan kar deti hai ki

bechara vo pati, angrej na ho kar bhi “angreji” 🍷🍹 lena shuru kar deta hai

😜😜😜😜😜

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Pahle log darvaje ki ghanti bja kar bhag jate the aur banda sochta rah jata tha ki kaun tha mc  🤥

Ab whatsapp msg karke “delete for everyone”kar dete hai, dekhne wala sochta rahta hai! bheja kya tha mc 🤔

– pareshani wahi, soch nai..

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Pappu par bijali ka tar gir gaya.

Pappu tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki

achanak…

use yaad aaya bijali to 2 din se band hai.

wapas uthakar, hanste huye bola,

sala… yaad nahi aata to aaj mar hi jata!

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

Welcome Dosto, Non Veg Jokes In Hindi post me ham apaki manoranjan ke liye navenatam 18+ chutakule pradan karate hain. Yadi aapka umar 18 varsh se kam hain, to kripya is website par uplabdh Jokes For Kids, Santa Banta Jokes aadi jokes padh sakte hai. Aap in majedar non veg jokes ko apne dosto ko share kar unhe bhi hasaye. Hamen ummeed hai ki aapko hamare jokes pasand aayenge.

😝Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😝

 

Ek 💁ladki 🐦tota kharidne bazar gai ,

Aur ek bolne wala 🐦tota pasand ka liya .

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💁Ladki 🐦tote se :: ” me kaisi lag hi hu .”😛

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🐦Tota :: ” bahut aawara si lag rhi ho .

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💁ladki ko gussa aaya.

tote ka malik dukandar bhi grahak kharab hote dekh kar gusase me aa gaya,

aur 🐦tote ko pani me duba diya aur kaha ” ab agar tum ne galat bat ki to pani me dubo dunga .”

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🐦tote ne thik bat karne ka wada kar liya .

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💁Ladki tote se fir boli . “

achchha yah batao agar ghar me ek mai hu ,aur ek aadmi ho , vo aadmi kon ho sakata hai  ” 😍

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🐦Tota bola :-; “aapka pati .”

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💁Ladaki :-: ”  agar mere sath room 2sar adami ho to 2sar aadami kon hota hai  “😛

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🐦Tota :-; ” aap ka devar .”😍

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💁Ladki :-: “agar 3 ho to  “😴 😀

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🐦Tota :-: aapka pati ,aapka devar ,aapka sasur .😁

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💁Ladki :-: “agar char ho to

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🐦Tota :-: ( maalik ki tarf dekhkar )

pani la be maine pahle hi bta diya tha ladki aawara hai .”

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Aurat dr. se:- Dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari lain bani hoti hai

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol:- pati kya kam karta hai…

aurat:- karpentar hai

Dr:- us bhen ke lavde ko kahna ki raat ko cho** samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Savdhan

bahut jaruri suchna apni koi bhi bike ya skuti aisi jagh par khadi na kare jaha sury ki prakash sidhe gadi par pade

nahi to

mola ka he tuhich man la chat le jarhi😂😂

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

नमस्कार दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आप हिंदी में Non veg jokes और मजेदार चुटकुले का संग्रह पढ़ सकते हैं. सभी चुटकुले हिंदी भाषा में लिखे गए हैं. इस साइट में मजेदार चुटकुले के कई और कलेक्शन भी हैं. जिसे आप नीचे दिए गए लिंक में जा के पढ़ सकते हैं. अपने दोस्त, परिवार या गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ इन अद्भुत चुटकुले साझा करें और उन्हें भी हंसाये.

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

pappu ka dost – suhagrat kaisi rhi????
pappu – badhiya rhi…..waise jis tarh ki
harkte wo kar rhi thi,

mai chahta to
uski mar bhi sakta tha

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ladki:- kya karte ho ?

ladka:- pujari hu…

ladki:- kaha ka ?

ladka:- havas ka !!☝🏻😜
🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜

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ek mahil apni beti ke sath bas me ja rhi thi.
santa – kitni fadu
mahil – meri beti ki aadhi aur meri puri.

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chu** ki takat ye hoti hai

hajaro KM

dur ho kar bhi

ham log se mooth marva deti hai

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kuchh ladke to itne asha wadi hote hai ki

ladki ptate hi

jhante saaf karne lagte hai

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mai pikar nahi bahkta

bahkta hu to use dekhkar…

ab batao zara ki shrab haram hai ya wo ??

itne me mammy ke kamre se aawaz aai….

shrab haram hai ….aur wo haramjadi hai …aur too haramjad…!

maan kasam…sab cleared ho gaya…

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ek bar santa aur banta train me safar kar rhe hote hai.

time pass karne ke liye kuchh karna chahiye ye soch kar santa ne banta se kaha.

santa : “janab koi shayri sunaiye.”

banta : “lo ji ek sher suno “miyan makbul, miyan makabol, aapki gand me gobhi ka full.”

is se pahle wo agli lain bolta pahla yatri fatafat bola, “wah kya sher tha,

ab mera suno – miyan makabul, miyan makabul, aapki gand me jamun ka ped.”

banta : zanb ye kuchh kuchh zma nah haii.”

santa : “bho*di ke, agar zamun ka ped zam jata to teri gand  fat na  jata .”

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