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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

Hello Dosto, Hamare blog me apka swagat hai. Is post me apko Husband Wife jokes, Funny jokes in hindi, jokes for kids in hindi jaise lotpot kar dene vale jokes milenge aur bhi ese jokes ke liye hamare categories me ja sakte hai, ummid hai ki apko hamara jokes pasand aayega or agar hamare jokes pasand aaten hain to aap hamare facebook fan page ko bhi like kar sakte hai. “To haste rahiye muskurate rahiye”

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

 

pati wah prani hai jo
bhut pret se beshak na dare
magar
ptni ki ‘4 missed call’
khauf paida karne ke liye kafi hai!

😜😋😍😁😎😄😳😜😋😍😁

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😂bhayanak majak😂

ek baar ek pati aur ptni bagiche me haath me haath dale ghum rhe the .😋

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usee time ek shrratee bachcha waha se gujra aur bola –

ankal, kal wali jad mast thi. 😂😂

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pati char din se khali pet bagiche me us bachche ko dhundh rha hai.

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

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damad (apni sas se)
apki beti me to hazron kamiyan hai .
Saas : han beta , isee wajah se to use achchha ladka nahi mila.

😜😋😍😁😎😄😜

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sher aur bail pine baithe

2 paig ke bad sher uth ke jane lga…

To bail bola-“ are yaar itani jaldi kya hai, kuchh der or baitho“

Sher-” dekh bhai !! tere ghar par to gaay hai lekin mere ghar me sherni hai…. samjha kar..

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Prashn – biviya jab ghar me bartan manjati hai to bahut aawaj hoti hai
magar patiyo ke bartan manjane pe kam,
aisa kyu ? ?
Jawab – bibiya ghar me btati hai ve bahut kam karti hai

magar pati chahte hai ki unke bartan manjne ki bat kisi ko pat na chale ?
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Success Quotes

Success Quotes

Success Quotes In Hindi

insan ne waqt se puchha…
“mai har kyu jata hu “
waqt ne kaha..
dhup ho ya chhanv ho,
kali rat ho ya barsat ho,
chahe kitne bhi bure halat ho,
mai har waqt chalta rhata hu,
iseeliye mai jit jata hu,
tu bhi mere sath chal,
kabhi nahi harega………..

🍁💐🌷Good Mornnig 🌹💐🍁

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achchhe vyakti avashy bane

lekin ise sabit karne me

apna kimati samy nasht na kare

Good Morning

🍁💐🌷🌹💐🍁🍁💐🌷🌹💐🍁

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mitha mitha 
namskar..

na ghumane ke liye car chahiye ,
na gale ke liye har chahiye ,

bhagavat gita me shree krshna ne bahut badi baat kahi hai ” !!!
jivan ke udhar ke liye keval mitr , prem aur pariwar chahiye….. 

🍁💐🌷Good Mornnig 🌹💐🍁

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mana mera khyal nahi phir bhi mera khyal rakhte ho

kaha hu kaisa hu kyo jehan me itne saval rakhte ho…

💐💐🙏🏻Good Mornnig 🙏🏻💐💐

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hamesha yaad rakhiye ki safalta ke liye kiya gaya
apka apna sankalp kisi bhi aur
sanklp se jyada mahattv rakhta hai. .

💐💐🙏🏻Good Mornnig 🙏🏻💐💐

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w
o rishte bade pyare hote hai

jinme na haq ho, na shak ho
na apana ho, na paraya ho

na dur ho , na pass ho
na jat ho, na zajbat ho

sirf apna pan ka
aye
hsas h ayehsas ho

💐💐🙏🏻Good Mornnig 🙏🏻💐💐

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Best Jokes

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

kuchh log jab phone ki  battery 1-2% ho to charjar

ki tarf aise bhagte hai jaise kah rhe ho “kuchh kuchh

nahi bhai! aankh band mat karna mai nahi hu na! sab thik ho jayega

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kal raat pine ke bad phir had
hi ho gai yaaro ..
hotal samajh kar adalt me
chale gaye
,
samne betha jaj bole
odar odar …
hame bhi bol diya ek chikan
aur do quarter

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💃pyar karo idea wali

se 💋

👁Aakh ladao Aritel

wali se 💍

💘love karo BSNL wali

se 👪👩‍❤‍👩

💤chat karo jio wali se

🙏🙏🙏

💅magar bahi   shadi karna

to👉 bin👈 mobil📱

wali se 💃

fek do sabhi GROUP me 😜

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kisi ladki ka reply mil jaye to aisa lagta hai jaise …

rasta pakka ho gaya ho ..! ☝

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ladki wale : hame ladka pasand nahi
      ladke wale : pasand to hame bhi nahi hai

               ab kya kare ghar se nikal de ? 😠😠😅😅😅

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sanjna– tisri bar driving license ka Interview dene pahunchi
officer – agar ek tarf apke pati ho aur dusri tarf apka bhai ho to aap kya marogi
sanjna – pati
officer – are maidam apko tisri bar bta rha hu ki ap break marogi 😂😁😂😁
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jaj : ghar me malik hote huye tune chori kaise ki
chor : sahib apki naukari bhi achchhi hai ,
salari bhi achchhi hai ,
fir aap ye sab sikh kar kya karoge ?😂😁😂
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aaj kal kisi se chat nahi karna to 2 minat me 5 baar “aur batao” bol do.. samne wala agle 30 seconds me by bol dega..
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maine kabhi inta ka javab patthr se nahi diya….
maine bas wahw inta wapas de mari…..☺☺☺😒😒
patthr dhundhne me kaun time waste kare bhala

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jokes for kids

Jokes For Kids

 

Hello dosto, Aaj ham apke liye layen hain Jokes For Kids. bachchho ke chutkule bahut majedar aur natakhati hote hain, jisme bachchon ke saitaniyo ko dikhaya jata hai, bachchho ke chutkule padhna sabhi ko achchha lagta hai aur apko achchha lagta hai to aap bhi ise share kijiye|

👶Jokes For Kids In Hindi👶

chintu: – yaar tune itne chhote-chhote bal kyo katvaye…

pappu: – nai ke pass 3 Rs khulle nahi the,

to main bola 3 Rs ke aur kat de…

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😄Husband Wife Jokes😄

aadmi- sar, meri patni lapta hai.

.dakiya- ye dakghar hai,

. police thana nahi.

.aadmi- oh sorry !!! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaun samjh me nahi aa rha.

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👳Santa Banta Jokes👳

banta – khade-khade chabi se apna kan khuja rha tha.

santa – use gaur se dekhte huye bola-

bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rhe…

to dhakka lagaun

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ladka :- mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵

au tai mor shila ,👸👸👸

mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵🤵

au tai mor “”shila”” ……..👸👸👸

ladki :- rogha tor babu “”kukur””

au tai okar “”pila””

ha ha ha ha ha ha

😁😁😁

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😁funny jokes😁

dusre desh hamari “technology” ki brabari kya karenge.. 😌😌

hamare desh ka “bijali vibhag” to…..!

badal dekhkar hi, “bijali” kat deta hai.

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Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes

 

Hi Guys, is post mein ham aapke liye bahut sari Student Teacher Jokes hindi mein lekar aaye hain, aap Student Teacher Jokes apne friend circle mein bhi share kar sakte hain.
hindi taiachhair studaint jokais bhee bahut se tarah ke hote hai jaise: lady taiachhair studaint jokais in hindi ya phir taiachhair studaint non vaig jokais in hindi aapako hamaaree post mein sabhee tarah ke hindi jokais baitwaiain taiachhair and studaint padhane ko milenge.

👱Student Teacher Jokes In Hindi👩

 

Teacher : – kal tu school kyo nahi aaya tha…

Student : – jo kal aaye the, unki kya sarkari naukari lagva di aap ne

🤔😕😂

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👨Husband Wife Jokes👸🏻

patni :👸🏻 suno ji, mere muhan me machchhar chala gaya,

ab kya karu..

pati : 👨pagali all out pi le,

6 seconds me kam shuru.

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👶jokes for kids👶

pappu : maine pichhle mahine aap se,

murgi ka dana kharida tha.

dukandar: to kya usmen koi kharabi thee

pappu : ek mahina ho gaya usko gamle mei,

boye lekin abhi tak murgi nahi ugi.

😝😝😝😝😝

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😝Funny jokes in Hindi😝

pyar kya hai

pyar bijali hai

to

shadi kya hai

shadi bijali ka bil hai

😝😝😝😝😝

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santa ki biwi pregnent thi,santa use hospital le gaya.

Dr. se bola–tum mujhe direct mat bolna ki kya hua hai

agar ladka ho to kahna aalu hua hai

aur ladki ho to kahna pyaj hui hai

ab ittephaak se ladaka-ladakee donon judava ho gae

Dr. congratulated me bahar aaye aur bole–badhai ho sir, salad hua hai

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