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Husband Wife Jokes

👱Husband Wife Jokes🙎

 

हेलो दोस्तों, हमारे ब्लॉग में आपका स्वागत है. इस पोस्ट में आपको Husband Wife jokes, Funny jokes in hindi, jokes for kids in hindi जैसे लोटपोट कर देने वाले जोक्स मिलेंगे और भी ऐसे जोक्स के लिए हमारे categories में जा के पढ़ सकते है, उम्मीद है की आपको हमारे जोक्स पसंद आएंगे, अगर हमारे जोक्स पसंद आतें हैं तो शेयर कीजिये और आप हमारे फेसबुक फैन पेज को भी लाइक कर सकते है .“तो हँसते रहिये मुस्कुराते रहिये”

👱Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi🙎

 

purush chahta hai ki..usaki jivan sathi vishvasundari ki tarh dikhe aur..
kanta bai ki tarh kam kare.

jabki nari chahti hai ki.. usaka jivan sathi ambani ki tarh kamaye aur..
manmohn sinh ki tarh chup rhe.*

😍😍😍😍😍

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Pati: pyas lgi hai, pani le aao.

Patni: kyo na aaj matr panir or shahi pulav bna kar tumhe khilau?

Pati: wah, munh me pani aa gaya.

Patni: aa gaya na munh mai pani?

bas isee pani se kam chala lo

😃😝😁😄😅😜😀

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kabhi kisi ki hay nahi leni chahiye

parson subah padosan ne hay boli

mene le li

biwi ne dekh liya

3 din se dhabe me kha rha hu

😃😝😁😄😅😜😀

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Patni (gusse me ): mai ghar chhod kar ja rhi hu …
Pati (gusse me ): haa“jaan ” chhodo ab
Patni : bas apki yahi “jaan ” kahne ki aadat na hamesha mujhe rok leti hai

😃😝😁😄😅😜😀

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Best Jokes

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

kuchh log jab phone ki  battery 1-2% ho to charjar

ki tarf aise bhagte hai jaise kah rhe ho “kuchh kuchh

nahi bhai! aankh band mat karna mai nahi hu na! sab thik ho jayega

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kal raat pine ke bad phir had
hi ho gai yaaro ..
hotal samajh kar adalt me
chale gaye
,
samne betha jaj bole
odar odar …
hame bhi bol diya ek chikan
aur do quarter

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💃pyar karo idea wali

se 💋

👁Aakh ladao Aritel

wali se 💍

💘love karo BSNL wali

se 👪👩‍❤‍👩

💤chat karo jio wali se

🙏🙏🙏

💅magar bahi   shadi karna

to👉 bin👈 mobil📱

wali se 💃

fek do sabhi GROUP me 😜

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kisi ladki ka reply mil jaye to aisa lagta hai jaise …

rasta pakka ho gaya ho ..! ☝

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ladki wale : hame ladka pasand nahi
      ladke wale : pasand to hame bhi nahi hai

               ab kya kare ghar se nikal de ? 😠😠😅😅😅

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sanjna– tisri bar driving license ka Interview dene pahunchi
officer – agar ek tarf apke pati ho aur dusri tarf apka bhai ho to aap kya marogi
sanjna – pati
officer – are maidam apko tisri bar bta rha hu ki ap break marogi 😂😁😂😁
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jaj : ghar me malik hote huye tune chori kaise ki
chor : sahib apki naukari bhi achchhi hai ,
salari bhi achchhi hai ,
fir aap ye sab sikh kar kya karoge ?😂😁😂
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aaj kal kisi se chat nahi karna to 2 minat me 5 baar “aur batao” bol do.. samne wala agle 30 seconds me by bol dega..
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maine kabhi inta ka javab patthr se nahi diya….
maine bas wahw inta wapas de mari…..☺☺☺😒😒
patthr dhundhne me kaun time waste kare bhala

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chutkule

Chutkule

 

हैलो दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आपको हिंदी में Funny Jokes, Double Meaning jokes,  One Line Jokes मिलेंगे। और भी अधिक मज़ेदार चुटकुले के लिए हमारी अन्य केटेगरी देखें। अगर आपको यह पोस्ट पसंद है तो आप अपने दोस्तों के साथ साझा कर सकते हैं, और दैनिक अपडेट के लिए हमारे फेसबुक फैन पेज को लाइक कर सकते हैं। “हंसी सबसे अच्छी दवा है इसलिए हमारे साथ खुश रहिये मुस्कुराते रहिये”

चुटकुले

wtasapp facebook chlane wale padhelikhe berojgaro ke liye

sunhra mauka .

bharat sarkar dvara nikali gai 12000 hajar naukariya.

‘gramin ilako me khapra lahutane hetu karmchari.

rikt pad-

khapra lahutiya :-

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khapra amriya:-

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talptari chhaviya:-

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.ichchhuk online berojgar aavedan kar sakte hai.

antim tithi- 15 joon tak many .

to der kis bat ka jaldi karen taip aur panye naukari-

www.buta kam.chom

bhai dhanywad ki jarurt nahi ye to mera farj hai ki aap logo ko kam mile

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😝Double Meaning jokes😝

Teacher – “beta, agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prarthna ki jaaye

to vo jarur safal hoti hai !”

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Chhatr– aisa hota to aap mere sasur ji bna jate

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😝Funny Jokes In Hindi😝

khargosh bam lekar chidiyaghar me ghus gaya aur jor se chillaya,

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tum sabke pass yaha se.nikalne ke liye kewl “ek minat” ka time hai..

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uski bat sunkar kachhu bola,..

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wah re sale ….

sidhe bol na ki mai hi target hu..

bachpan ki har ka badla lene aaya hai

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😝One Line Jokes😝

petrol bdha….. ham chup rhe.

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dizal bdha…..ham chup rhe.

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gais badhee…….ham chup rhe.

dal, shakkar, tel, gud

tak bdha fir bhi ham chup rhe.

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par suna hai  vimal bhi

50 rupe ki ho rhi he.

talvare chalengi talvare

lashe bichha denge  lashe

mai nahi khata par dosto ke liye dil tutta hai

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