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Double Meaning Jokes For Friends

Double Meaning Jokes For Friends

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Ladki Double Meaning Jokes

ladki ne maa se kaha: ammi ammi aaj mai college nahi jaungi!
maan: lekin kyon
ladki: maa ladke bahut tang karte hai!
maa: chal hat jhuthi, ladke to khuli karte hai!

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vakil: jab mulajim ne tum par katilana hamla kiya,
us waqt tumne kya chiz uthai hui thi!
santa: uski biwi ki tange

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ladki ke baap ne ladki ki vidaai ke waqt,

dulhe se kaha, “beta, hamari ijzat ab tumhare hath me hai!

yah sun dulha bola, “chinta mat kijiye aaj hi lut lunga!”whatsapp-share

 

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Double Meaning  jokes Poetry

mangta hu to deti nahi ho,
javab meri bat ka;

aur deti ho to khad ho jata hai,
rom-rom jajbaat ka,

munh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
ek bhi katra sharab ka,

fir kyo bolti ho ki dhire se daalo,
balo me full gulab ka,

vo soti rhi mai karta rha,
intazaar uske jawab ka,

abhi uske hath me rkha hi tha ki usne pakad liya,
guldasta gulab ka,

usne kaha pichhe se nahi aage se karo,
didar mere husn-o-shabab ka,

usne kaha bda maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek laphz tere pyar ka

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Parrot Double Meaning Jokes
ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- Rs me kharida.

dukandar ne btaya ki yah tota pahle ek aisi aurat ke paas tha jo Red Light ilake me rhati thi. yah mat kharido bahan ji. lekin wah aurat nahi mani, kyo ki use wahi khubsurat tota pasand tha. wah usko ghar lekar aa gai.

Tota: wah wah naya ghar.

us aurat ko achchha laga lekin jab uski 2 betiya school se aai tab,
Tota: wah wah nai nai ladkiya.

ab us aurat ko thodi tension hui.

magar jab sham ko uska pati ghar aaya tab,
Tota: kya re too idhar bhi”

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