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Double Meaning Jokes – Santa Banta

Double Meaning Jokes – Santa Banta Non Veg

Double Meaning Jokes – Namaskar Dosto, Aaj mai apke liye chatpati santa banta Double meaning Jokes lekar aaya hu, Ummid hai ki yah post apko bahut pasand ayegi. Agar yah post apko achhi lagti hai to dosto ke sath share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye.

Double Meaning Jokes for Santa Banta

 santa aur banta raat ko apne ghar ki tarph ja rhe the tabhi unki gadi police  walo ne roki.

santa aur banta ne gadi ka shisha niche kiya aur police wale ko dekhne lage.

police  wale ne unki tarf dekhte huye kaha,”ham do balatkariyo ki talash kar rhe hai.”

santa aur banta ne turnt hi gadi ka shisha upar kiya aur aapas me kuchh guftagu karne lage.

thodi der bad santa ne shisha niche kiya aur police wale se kaha,”ji ham dono taiyar hai, ham achchhe se kar lenge

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

patni: suno ji ab jab ham shadi ke bandhn me bandh gaye hai to hame hamari s*x life manage  kar leni chahiye.

pati: haa, bolo meri jaan.

patni: tum office se aao or mere baal bane huye dekho to isaka mtlb hai main s*x ke mood me hu.

 aur halke bane huye hai to mai s*x kar bhi sakti hu aur nahi bhi

aur mere baal bigade huye hai to main pura s*x ke mood me hu

pati ka dimag kharab huaa to bola thik hai jaanu lekin meri bhi kuchh sharte hai.

pati aage bola, “agar mai office se ek paig pike aaya to main s*x  ke mood me nahi hu.”

agar mai 2 paig pike aaya to s*x  kar bhi sakta hu aur nahi bhi.

lekin agar 3 paig pike aaya to maa ch**dne gaya tere baalo ka style , ch*dai to hokar hi rhegi.

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