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Funny Jokes – नमस्कार दोस्तो, हमारे Funny Jokes में आपका स्वागत है,  हंसना हमारे शरीर के लिए एक अच्छी दवा है। तो हमारी इस Funny jokes को अपने दोस्त, परिवार और रिश्तेदारों को साझा करें। हम रोज़ हमारी वेबसाइटों पर नई नई जोक्स लाते रहतें हैं।

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shadi shud bhaiyo ke achchhe dun aane wale hai

biwiya mayake jane wali hai..

rakhi aane wali hai

aur mohalle ki purne setting aane wali hai ….

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kya aapko pat hai. .

kewl maada machchhar hi ,khun chus sakti hai.!!

nar machchhar kevl aawaj karte hai..!!

dhany ho prabhu aapki maya!!

aapka sistam har jagah sem hai!!

😝😝😝

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thappad se dar nahi lagta sahab

aaj kal sabse jyada dar lagta hai to

whatsapp me naye join hone wale maimbar se….

sare old message, video, audio repeat karta hai aur saath me bolta hai..

jaldi forward karo maarket me naya hai..

ab usako kon samajhye ki.. naya to bhai tu hai.

ham to yaha par phd kar chuke hai

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Latest Funny Jokes

duniya wale puchhte hai :
adhure sapne pure karne ke liye
kya karna chahiye
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hamara jawab hai dobara so jana chahiye

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ek shrabi chhat se niche gir gaya.
sab log aye aur puchhane lage ki
kya hua
shrabi – ” pat nahi bhai….. mai
bhi just abhi niche aaya hu

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salman khan ladki dekhne gaya

use dekhakar ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi.

hosh aaye to kisee ne puchha – “kya hua”

maa boli – “24 saal pahle ye ladka mujhe bhi dekhane aaya tha.”

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😎Desi Jokes In Hindi😎

🤳🏻फोन करहूं तोला

मैं एयरटेल  नोकिया म ओ,

रमन देही📱 मोबाइल 👸🏼रानी

गोठियाबो हमन 🌝 रतिया म ओ

छत्तीसगढ़ बेरोजगार युवा संघ

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😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

kuchh log jab phone ki  battery 1-2% ho to charjar

ki tarf aise bhagte hai jaise kah rhe ho “kuchh kuchh

nahi bhai! aankh band mat karna mai nahi hu na! sab thik ho jayega

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kal raat pine ke bad phir had
hi ho gai yaaro ..
hotal samajh kar adalt me
chale gaye
,
samne betha jaj bole
odar odar …
hame bhi bol diya ek chikan
aur do quarter

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💃pyar karo idea wali

se 💋

👁Aakh ladao Aritel

wali se 💍

💘love karo BSNL wali

se 👪👩‍❤‍👩

💤chat karo jio wali se

🙏🙏🙏

💅magar bahi   shadi karna

to👉 bin👈 mobil📱

wali se 💃

fek do sabhi GROUP me 😜

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kisi ladki ka reply mil jaye to aisa lagta hai jaise …

rasta pakka ho gaya ho ..! ☝

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ladki wale : hame ladka pasand nahi
      ladke wale : pasand to hame bhi nahi hai

               ab kya kare ghar se nikal de ? 😠😠😅😅😅

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sanjna– tisri bar driving license ka Interview dene pahunchi
officer – agar ek tarf apke pati ho aur dusri tarf apka bhai ho to aap kya marogi
sanjna – pati
officer – are maidam apko tisri bar bta rha hu ki ap break marogi 😂😁😂😁
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jaj : ghar me malik hote huye tune chori kaise ki
chor : sahib apki naukari bhi achchhi hai ,
salari bhi achchhi hai ,
fir aap ye sab sikh kar kya karoge ?😂😁😂
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aaj kal kisi se chat nahi karna to 2 minat me 5 baar “aur batao” bol do.. samne wala agle 30 seconds me by bol dega..
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maine kabhi inta ka javab patthr se nahi diya….
maine bas wahw inta wapas de mari…..☺☺☺😒😒
patthr dhundhne me kaun time waste kare bhala

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Funny Jokes – Namaskar dosto, hamare post funny jokes in hindi mein aapaka svagat hai, hansana hamare sharir ke liye ek achchhi dava hai. To hamare Funny jokes ko apne dost, parivaar ya rishtedaro ko share kar sakte hain. ham roz hamaare website par esi Funny jokes laate rahaten hain. Aur hamare facebook fan page ko like karna na bhulen.

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pappu – yaar shadi ke jode kon bnata hai
,
,
pappu dost ka- bhagvan bnata hai
,
,
pappu- o teri ki
,
mai to darji ko de aaya.

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is group mai hai aisa koi jo is saval ka hal kare

1 ru ka 20 bidi

1 ru ka 1 sigaret

5 ru ka 1 paan

ab 100 ru ka 100 saman lana hai. vo bhi tino saman

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pappu chupke se nark se svarg me ghus gaya,

devtao ne pakad liya aur khub pita,

mar khane ke bad badi mushkil se utha aur bola…..
.pappu tumhari inhi harkato ki wajah se koi svarg nahi aata .

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Very Funny Jokes

ek aurat behosh ho gayee..!!😓😓😓😓

Dr – ye to mar gayi hai .😳😳😳😳

jab usko jalane lage to vo uth baithi aur boli….

” mai zinda hu..!!☺

.pati- chupchap padi rah gawar,

tu Dr. se jyada janti hai kya

jlao ji jlao.

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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sas damad- shadi ke bad sas damad se phone par :-

kya haal hai bete?

damad :-hamari chhodiye maa ji, aap ke ghar me to ab sukun hai na!

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ek aadmi jab sasural se

biwi lekar chalne laga,

to uski sas ne usko 100 Rs diye . 😘

.lekin ghar pahunchte hi usne

patni se kaha : 😊

teri maa ne meri beizzati kar di, ma 150 Rs ke kele lekar gaya tha, 👊

aur un ko mujhe 100 Rs pakdate shram nahi aai  😑

.itna sunkar patni matha pakad kar baith gai, 😝😝

.aur boli : rogaha tai mola lane bar gaye rhe ki kera beche bar

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Jokes For Kids

 

Hello dosto, Aaj ham apke liye layen hain Jokes For Kids. bachchho ke chutkule bahut majedar aur natakhati hote hain, jisme bachchon ke saitaniyo ko dikhaya jata hai, bachchho ke chutkule padhna sabhi ko achchha lagta hai aur apko achchha lagta hai to aap bhi ise share kijiye|

👶Jokes For Kids In Hindi👶

chintu: – yaar tune itne chhote-chhote bal kyo katvaye…

pappu: – nai ke pass 3 Rs khulle nahi the,

to main bola 3 Rs ke aur kat de…

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aadmi- sar, meri patni lapta hai.

.dakiya- ye dakghar hai,

. police thana nahi.

.aadmi- oh sorry !!! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaun samjh me nahi aa rha.

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👳Santa Banta Jokes👳

banta – khade-khade chabi se apna kan khuja rha tha.

santa – use gaur se dekhte huye bola-

bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rhe…

to dhakka lagaun

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ladka :- mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵

au tai mor shila ,👸👸👸

mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵🤵

au tai mor “”shila”” ……..👸👸👸

ladki :- rogha tor babu “”kukur””

au tai okar “”pila””

ha ha ha ha ha ha

😁😁😁

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😁funny jokes😁

dusre desh hamari “technology” ki brabari kya karenge.. 😌😌

hamare desh ka “bijali vibhag” to…..!

badal dekhkar hi, “bijali” kat deta hai.

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Chutkule

 

हैलो दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आपको हिंदी में Funny Jokes, Double Meaning jokes,  One Line Jokes मिलेंगे। और भी अधिक मज़ेदार चुटकुले के लिए हमारी अन्य केटेगरी देखें। अगर आपको यह पोस्ट पसंद है तो आप अपने दोस्तों के साथ साझा कर सकते हैं, और दैनिक अपडेट के लिए हमारे फेसबुक फैन पेज को लाइक कर सकते हैं। “हंसी सबसे अच्छी दवा है इसलिए हमारे साथ खुश रहिये मुस्कुराते रहिये”

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wtasapp facebook chlane wale padhelikhe berojgaro ke liye

sunhra mauka .

bharat sarkar dvara nikali gai 12000 hajar naukariya.

‘gramin ilako me khapra lahutane hetu karmchari.

rikt pad-

khapra lahutiya :-

rikt -115 6 wetan:-250

khapra amriya:-

rikt- 4656 wetan:-200

talptari chhaviya:-

rikt -5758

.ichchhuk online berojgar aavedan kar sakte hai.

antim tithi- 15 joon tak many .

to der kis bat ka jaldi karen taip aur panye naukari-

www.buta kam.chom

bhai dhanywad ki jarurt nahi ye to mera farj hai ki aap logo ko kam mile

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😝Double Meaning jokes😝

Teacher – “beta, agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prarthna ki jaaye

to vo jarur safal hoti hai !”

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Chhatr– aisa hota to aap mere sasur ji bna jate

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😝Funny Jokes In Hindi😝

khargosh bam lekar chidiyaghar me ghus gaya aur jor se chillaya,

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tum sabke pass yaha se.nikalne ke liye kewl “ek minat” ka time hai..

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uski bat sunkar kachhu bola,..

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wah re sale ….

sidhe bol na ki mai hi target hu..

bachpan ki har ka badla lene aaya hai

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😝One Line Jokes😝

petrol bdha….. ham chup rhe.

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dizal bdha…..ham chup rhe.

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gais badhee…….ham chup rhe.

dal, shakkar, tel, gud

tak bdha fir bhi ham chup rhe.

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par suna hai  vimal bhi

50 rupe ki ho rhi he.

talvare chalengi talvare

lashe bichha denge  lashe

mai nahi khata par dosto ke liye dil tutta hai

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