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😋Jokes Of The Day😋

 

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Funny Jokes In Hindi

sanju : papa mujhe ek ladki pasand hai ,

mai usse shadi karna chahta hu
papa : kya vo bhi tujhe pasand karti hai ?
sanju : haa ji haa
paapa : jis ladki ki pasand aisee ho mai use apni bahu nahi bna sakta 😂😁😂😁

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duknadar : kaisa soot dikhaun ?
mahila : padosan tadp – tadp kar dam tod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜

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jab shadi shuda aadmi kahe ki vo soch kar btayega to isaka sidha sidha mtlb hota hai vo apni ptni se puchh kar btayega 😂😁😬😝😜

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sanju: aaj to facebook ne bacha liya
rahul : kaise ? kya huaa ?
sanju : aaj biwi ka birthday tha 😂😁

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dukandar : btaiye janab kya chahiye ?
rahul: apne hone wali biwi ke kutte ke liye kek chahiye
dukandar : yaheen khaoge ya paik kar doon 😬😝😜

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😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

kuchh log jab phone ki  battery 1-2% ho to charjar

ki tarf aise bhagte hai jaise kah rhe ho “kuchh kuchh

nahi bhai! aankh band mat karna mai nahi hu na! sab thik ho jayega

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kal raat pine ke bad phir had
hi ho gai yaaro ..
hotal samajh kar adalt me
chale gaye
,
samne betha jaj bole
odar odar …
hame bhi bol diya ek chikan
aur do quarter

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💃pyar karo idea wali

se 💋

👁Aakh ladao Aritel

wali se 💍

💘love karo BSNL wali

se 👪👩‍❤‍👩

💤chat karo jio wali se

🙏🙏🙏

💅magar bahi   shadi karna

to👉 bin👈 mobil📱

wali se 💃

fek do sabhi GROUP me 😜

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kisi ladki ka reply mil jaye to aisa lagta hai jaise …

rasta pakka ho gaya ho ..! ☝

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ladki wale : hame ladka pasand nahi
      ladke wale : pasand to hame bhi nahi hai

               ab kya kare ghar se nikal de ? 😠😠😅😅😅

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sanjna– tisri bar driving license ka Interview dene pahunchi
officer – agar ek tarf apke pati ho aur dusri tarf apka bhai ho to aap kya marogi
sanjna – pati
officer – are maidam apko tisri bar bta rha hu ki ap break marogi 😂😁😂😁
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jaj : ghar me malik hote huye tune chori kaise ki
chor : sahib apki naukari bhi achchhi hai ,
salari bhi achchhi hai ,
fir aap ye sab sikh kar kya karoge ?😂😁😂
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aaj kal kisi se chat nahi karna to 2 minat me 5 baar “aur batao” bol do.. samne wala agle 30 seconds me by bol dega..
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maine kabhi inta ka javab patthr se nahi diya….
maine bas wahw inta wapas de mari…..☺☺☺😒😒
patthr dhundhne me kaun time waste kare bhala

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jokes for kids

Jokes For Kids

 

Hello dosto, Aaj ham apke liye layen hain Jokes For Kids. bachchho ke chutkule bahut majedar aur natakhati hote hain, jisme bachchon ke saitaniyo ko dikhaya jata hai, bachchho ke chutkule padhna sabhi ko achchha lagta hai aur apko achchha lagta hai to aap bhi ise share kijiye|

👶Jokes For Kids In Hindi👶

chintu: – yaar tune itne chhote-chhote bal kyo katvaye…

pappu: – nai ke pass 3 Rs khulle nahi the,

to main bola 3 Rs ke aur kat de…

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😄Husband Wife Jokes😄

aadmi- sar, meri patni lapta hai.

.dakiya- ye dakghar hai,

. police thana nahi.

.aadmi- oh sorry !!! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaun samjh me nahi aa rha.

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👳Santa Banta Jokes👳

banta – khade-khade chabi se apna kan khuja rha tha.

santa – use gaur se dekhte huye bola-

bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rhe…

to dhakka lagaun

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ladka :- mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵

au tai mor shila ,👸👸👸

mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵🤵

au tai mor “”shila”” ……..👸👸👸

ladki :- rogha tor babu “”kukur””

au tai okar “”pila””

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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😁funny jokes😁

dusre desh hamari “technology” ki brabari kya karenge.. 😌😌

hamare desh ka “bijali vibhag” to…..!

badal dekhkar hi, “bijali” kat deta hai.

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Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes

 

Hi Guys, is post mein ham aapke liye bahut sari Student Teacher Jokes hindi mein lekar aaye hain, aap Student Teacher Jokes apne friend circle mein bhi share kar sakte hain.
hindi taiachhair studaint jokais bhee bahut se tarah ke hote hai jaise: lady taiachhair studaint jokais in hindi ya phir taiachhair studaint non vaig jokais in hindi aapako hamaaree post mein sabhee tarah ke hindi jokais baitwaiain taiachhair and studaint padhane ko milenge.

👱Student Teacher Jokes In Hindi👩

 

Teacher : – kal tu school kyo nahi aaya tha…

Student : – jo kal aaye the, unki kya sarkari naukari lagva di aap ne

🤔😕😂

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👨Husband Wife Jokes👸🏻

patni :👸🏻 suno ji, mere muhan me machchhar chala gaya,

ab kya karu..

pati : 👨pagali all out pi le,

6 seconds me kam shuru.

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👶jokes for kids👶

pappu : maine pichhle mahine aap se,

murgi ka dana kharida tha.

dukandar: to kya usmen koi kharabi thee

pappu : ek mahina ho gaya usko gamle mei,

boye lekin abhi tak murgi nahi ugi.

😝😝😝😝😝

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😝Funny jokes in Hindi😝

pyar kya hai

pyar bijali hai

to

shadi kya hai

shadi bijali ka bil hai

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santa ki biwi pregnent thi,santa use hospital le gaya.

Dr. se bola–tum mujhe direct mat bolna ki kya hua hai

agar ladka ho to kahna aalu hua hai

aur ladki ho to kahna pyaj hui hai

ab ittephaak se ladaka-ladakee donon judava ho gae

Dr. congratulated me bahar aaye aur bole–badhai ho sir, salad hua hai

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Chutkule

 

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wtasapp facebook chlane wale padhelikhe berojgaro ke liye

sunhra mauka .

bharat sarkar dvara nikali gai 12000 hajar naukariya.

‘gramin ilako me khapra lahutane hetu karmchari.

rikt pad-

khapra lahutiya :-

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khapra amriya:-

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talptari chhaviya:-

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.ichchhuk online berojgar aavedan kar sakte hai.

antim tithi- 15 joon tak many .

to der kis bat ka jaldi karen taip aur panye naukari-

www.buta kam.chom

bhai dhanywad ki jarurt nahi ye to mera farj hai ki aap logo ko kam mile

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😝Double Meaning jokes😝

Teacher – “beta, agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prarthna ki jaaye

to vo jarur safal hoti hai !”

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Chhatr– aisa hota to aap mere sasur ji bna jate

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😝Funny Jokes In Hindi😝

khargosh bam lekar chidiyaghar me ghus gaya aur jor se chillaya,

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tum sabke pass yaha se.nikalne ke liye kewl “ek minat” ka time hai..

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uski bat sunkar kachhu bola,..

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wah re sale ….

sidhe bol na ki mai hi target hu..

bachpan ki har ka badla lene aaya hai

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😝One Line Jokes😝

petrol bdha….. ham chup rhe.

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dizal bdha…..ham chup rhe.

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gais badhee…….ham chup rhe.

dal, shakkar, tel, gud

tak bdha fir bhi ham chup rhe.

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par suna hai  vimal bhi

50 rupe ki ho rhi he.

talvare chalengi talvare

lashe bichha denge  lashe

mai nahi khata par dosto ke liye dil tutta hai

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