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Jokes For Kids

 

Hello dosto, Aaj ham apke liye layen hain Jokes For Kids. bachchho ke chutkule bahut majedar aur natakhati hote hain, jisme bachchon ke saitaniyo ko dikhaya jata hai, bachchho ke chutkule padhna sabhi ko achchha lagta hai aur apko achchha lagta hai to aap bhi ise share kijiye|

👶Jokes For Kids In Hindi👶

chintu: – yaar tune itne chhote-chhote bal kyo katvaye…

pappu: – nai ke pass 3 Rs khulle nahi the,

to main bola 3 Rs ke aur kat de…

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😄Husband Wife Jokes😄

aadmi- sar, meri patni lapta hai.

.dakiya- ye dakghar hai,

. police thana nahi.

.aadmi- oh sorry !!! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaun samjh me nahi aa rha.

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👳Santa Banta Jokes👳

banta – khade-khade chabi se apna kan khuja rha tha.

santa – use gaur se dekhte huye bola-

bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rhe…

to dhakka lagaun

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ladka :- mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵

au tai mor shila ,👸👸👸

mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵🤵

au tai mor “”shila”” ……..👸👸👸

ladki :- rogha tor babu “”kukur””

au tai okar “”pila””

ha ha ha ha ha ha

😁😁😁

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😁funny jokes😁

dusre desh hamari “technology” ki brabari kya karenge.. 😌😌

hamare desh ka “bijali vibhag” to…..!

badal dekhkar hi, “bijali” kat deta hai.

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Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes

 

Hi Guys, is post mein ham aapke liye bahut sari Student Teacher Jokes hindi mein lekar aaye hain, aap Student Teacher Jokes apne friend circle mein bhi share kar sakte hain.
hindi taiachhair studaint jokais bhee bahut se tarah ke hote hai jaise: lady taiachhair studaint jokais in hindi ya phir taiachhair studaint non vaig jokais in hindi aapako hamaaree post mein sabhee tarah ke hindi jokais baitwaiain taiachhair and studaint padhane ko milenge.

👱Student Teacher Jokes In Hindi👩

 

Teacher : – kal tu school kyo nahi aaya tha…

Student : – jo kal aaye the, unki kya sarkari naukari lagva di aap ne

🤔😕😂

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👨Husband Wife Jokes👸🏻

patni :👸🏻 suno ji, mere muhan me machchhar chala gaya,

ab kya karu..

pati : 👨pagali all out pi le,

6 seconds me kam shuru.

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👶jokes for kids👶

pappu : maine pichhle mahine aap se,

murgi ka dana kharida tha.

dukandar: to kya usmen koi kharabi thee

pappu : ek mahina ho gaya usko gamle mei,

boye lekin abhi tak murgi nahi ugi.

😝😝😝😝😝

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😝Funny jokes in Hindi😝

pyar kya hai

pyar bijali hai

to

shadi kya hai

shadi bijali ka bil hai

😝😝😝😝😝

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santa ki biwi pregnent thi,santa use hospital le gaya.

Dr. se bola–tum mujhe direct mat bolna ki kya hua hai

agar ladka ho to kahna aalu hua hai

aur ladki ho to kahna pyaj hui hai

ab ittephaak se ladaka-ladakee donon judava ho gae

Dr. congratulated me bahar aaye aur bole–badhai ho sir, salad hua hai

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Chutkule

 

हैलो दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आपको हिंदी में Funny Jokes, Double Meaning jokes,  One Line Jokes मिलेंगे। और भी अधिक मज़ेदार चुटकुले के लिए हमारी अन्य केटेगरी देखें। अगर आपको यह पोस्ट पसंद है तो आप अपने दोस्तों के साथ साझा कर सकते हैं, और दैनिक अपडेट के लिए हमारे फेसबुक फैन पेज को लाइक कर सकते हैं। “हंसी सबसे अच्छी दवा है इसलिए हमारे साथ खुश रहिये मुस्कुराते रहिये”

चुटकुले

wtasapp facebook chlane wale padhelikhe berojgaro ke liye

sunhra mauka .

bharat sarkar dvara nikali gai 12000 hajar naukariya.

‘gramin ilako me khapra lahutane hetu karmchari.

rikt pad-

khapra lahutiya :-

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khapra amriya:-

rikt- 4656 wetan:-200

talptari chhaviya:-

rikt -5758

.ichchhuk online berojgar aavedan kar sakte hai.

antim tithi- 15 joon tak many .

to der kis bat ka jaldi karen taip aur panye naukari-

www.buta kam.chom

bhai dhanywad ki jarurt nahi ye to mera farj hai ki aap logo ko kam mile

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😝Double Meaning jokes😝

Teacher – “beta, agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prarthna ki jaaye

to vo jarur safal hoti hai !”

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Chhatr– aisa hota to aap mere sasur ji bna jate

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😝Funny Jokes In Hindi😝

khargosh bam lekar chidiyaghar me ghus gaya aur jor se chillaya,

.

tum sabke pass yaha se.nikalne ke liye kewl “ek minat” ka time hai..

.

uski bat sunkar kachhu bola,..

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wah re sale ….

sidhe bol na ki mai hi target hu..

bachpan ki har ka badla lene aaya hai

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😝One Line Jokes😝

petrol bdha….. ham chup rhe.

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dizal bdha…..ham chup rhe.

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gais badhee…….ham chup rhe.

dal, shakkar, tel, gud

tak bdha fir bhi ham chup rhe.

.

par suna hai  vimal bhi

50 rupe ki ho rhi he.

talvare chalengi talvare

lashe bichha denge  lashe

mai nahi khata par dosto ke liye dil tutta hai

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Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes

 

Hello Dosto, Is post me aapko Student Teacher Jokes ke alva or bhi kai majedaar jokes milenge jaise GF BF Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes etc.

Hamare jokes collection appko pasand aati hai to dosto ke sath bhi share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye. Aap hamare facebook fan page ko bhi like kar sakten hain, hum naye naye funny jokes post karte rahte hain.

👱Student Teacher Jokes👩

 

Teacher: abe gadhe, home wark kyu nahi karta hai tu

😋😋😋😋

Students: tamij se bat kar “sale

😋😋😋😋

kastmar se aise bat karte hai kya

😜😁😄😋😜😁😄😋

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santa ; daru pine ke bad achank rone laga …

banta : kya huaa ro kyu rhe ho?

santa : yaar jis ladki ko bhulne ke liye pi rha tha

uska naam yaad nahi aa rha

😜😁😄😋😜😁😄😋

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ganv kee patni ho to ek pareshani ye hai ki…

agar romantic ho kar uski god me sar rkho, to wo

juye dekhne lagti hai..

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school me dakhile ke samay

adhyapika ne pappu se puchha-

beta  tumhare pita kya karte hai ?”

pappu– jo mammy bolti hai .

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patni mayke se wapis aayi,,,
pati darwja kholte huye jor jor se hasne lga,,,,
patni: aise kyo hasan rhe ho ,,!!!!
pati: guru ji ne kaha tha ki jab bhi musibat samne aaye uska samna hanste huye karo

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biwi : aap suleman ki biwi ke janaze par nahi gai ?
pati : kis munh se jau tisari bar biwi ke janaze me bula rha hai aur mai use ek bar bhi nahi bula saka

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admin biwi se pareshan pati ek din pandit ji ke pass pahuncha
pati – “pandit ji, ek bat batiye ye janam janam ka sath wali bat sach hai kya ?”
pandit ji – “sau fisadi sach !”
pati –   agle janam me bhi yahi pagali … ?”
pandit ji – “bilakul !”
pati – “he bhagvan ! fir to khudkushi karne se bhi koi fayda nahi

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