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๐Ÿ˜›Non Veg Jokes๐Ÿ˜›

 

Hello friends. Is post mein aapkoย non veg jokes par sabase majaakiya jokes milenge. sunishchit karen ki aap 18 varsh se adhik honee chaahie. aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko share kar sakate hain. whatsapp, facebook, sms ke liye share button jokes ke neeche maujood hai. kuchh aur dilachasp jokes ka link neeche maujood hai. yahan aap hindi bhaasha mein kai non vej jokes padh sakten hain.

๐Ÿ˜›Non Veg Jokes In Hindi๐Ÿ˜›

Ladki chahe kitni bhi
lambi ho par ?

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mut*gi to baith ke hi n

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ladki : janu meri shadi kisi aur se ho gayi to tum kya karoge

ladka: madarc**d teri bahan ko cho*nga

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taait bobe rakhana taait figar rakhana

taait kapde pahanana ?

par ch*t dhili rakhna

ise hi shastro me dhokhadhdi kaha gaya hai.

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ek hi surang ek hi nara

ga*d tumhari la*d hamara

#bakch*d shaayar

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ek ladka tetu banva rha tha aur ro bhi rha tha.
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pappu bola: Mc jab dard nahi saha jata to kyu tetu banva rha hai

ladka: dard se nahi ro rha hu bhai.

karina likhna tha is mc ne kamina likh diya hai

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aato wala: sahab 30 rupya huye !
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ye le 15 rupya !
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aato wala : Mc ye to beimani hai !
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be beimani kaisi be tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai l*vde aadha tu de

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Ladki –ย aao s*x kare

Ladka – yaar kandom nahi hai.

Ladki – tera roj roj ka yahi natak l*vde lemineshan kyo nahi karva leta.

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Dulha, Dulhan ki bra kholte huye: pahle kisi se khulwai hai kya?
Dulhan: bra kholane wale to aap pahle hi ho. baki sab to upar kar ke hi ch*se the.

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Aurat dr. se :- dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari laain bani hoti hai ?

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol :- pati kya kam karta haiโ€ฆ? ?

Aurat:- karpentar hai.

Dr. :- Us bhen ke l*vde ko kahna ki raat ko ch*dte samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kareโ€ฆ!!

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