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Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – Dosto hasna hamare sehat ke liye achha hota hai, Isiliye aaj hum apke liye lopot kar dene vali non veg jokes lekar aaye hain, Jise padh kar aap lotpot ho jayenge. To hasiye or apne dosto ko Non Veg Jokes share kar ke hasaiye.

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GF BF Non Veg Jokes

ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend -parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag MC

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ladaki: ne saheli se kaha, bahut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
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saheli: pagali dar mat.. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi
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ladki : kya bahna
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saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi, fir to maja aane lagega!!

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Kids Non Veg Jokes

bachcha apni school mem se: mem plz
mere jute ke fite bandh do.
mere haath me chot lagi hai .
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mem: me janti hu ki tu
bahut MC hai .
tu mere d*dh dekhna chahta hai .
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bachcha: nahi mem kasam se
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is baar sari class
aapki ga**d dekhna chahti hai.

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pappu: apane chini dost ko hospital dekhne
gaya….😎
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dost bola … ching..chong..cho.. ja ……
aur itna bolkar mar gaya ….😱😕😪😭
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pappu isaka mtlb janne chin ki Library gaya
uska mtlb tha ……….😨😨
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“MC oxygen ke pipe se pair hata”

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Modi ji ki agali naari kalyan yojna
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hafte mei ek baar se jyada
sambhog nahi kar sakate
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ek baar sambhog ke baad
aapke li*g pe syahi lga di jayegi
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dusri baar karne ka mood ho to,

uchit karan bta kar jila karyalay se NOC le sakenge

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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DR. Non Veg Jokes

ek ladki checkup ke liye gai..

Dr. ki niyat khrab ho gai..
Dr. ne uske kapde utrawaye..
girl :- kiss kyo le rhe ho
Dr : chekap ke liye..
girl :- bobe kyo daba rhe ho
Dr :- Breast cancer check karne ke liye..
fir Dr. ne s*x karna shuru kar diya..
girl :- kya kar rahe ho
dr:- Ads checkup kar raha hu…
girl :- check kya karna hai
mai yaha ads ki to davai lene aai thi..
Dr. Hat MC…

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