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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

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😝Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😝

 

Ek 💁ladki 🐦tota kharidne bazar gai ,

Aur ek bolne wala 🐦tota pasand ka liya .

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💁Ladki 🐦tote se :: ” me kaisi lag hi hu .”😛

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🐦Tota :: ” bahut aawara si lag rhi ho .

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💁ladki ko gussa aaya.

tote ka malik dukandar bhi grahak kharab hote dekh kar gusase me aa gaya,

aur 🐦tote ko pani me duba diya aur kaha ” ab agar tum ne galat bat ki to pani me dubo dunga .”

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🐦tote ne thik bat karne ka wada kar liya .

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💁Ladki tote se fir boli . “

achchha yah batao agar ghar me ek mai hu ,aur ek aadmi ho , vo aadmi kon ho sakata hai  ” 😍

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🐦Tota bola :-; “aapka pati .”

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💁Ladaki :-: ”  agar mere sath room 2sar adami ho to 2sar aadami kon hota hai  “😛

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🐦Tota :-; ” aap ka devar .”😍

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💁Ladki :-: “agar 3 ho to  “😴 😀

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🐦Tota :-: aapka pati ,aapka devar ,aapka sasur .😁

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💁Ladki :-: “agar char ho to

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🐦Tota :-: ( maalik ki tarf dekhkar )

pani la be maine pahle hi bta diya tha ladki aawara hai .”

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Aurat dr. se:- Dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari lain bani hoti hai

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol:- pati kya kam karta hai…

aurat:- karpentar hai

Dr:- us bhen ke lavde ko kahna ki raat ko cho** samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Savdhan

bahut jaruri suchna apni koi bhi bike ya skuti aisi jagh par khadi na kare jaha sury ki prakash sidhe gadi par pade

nahi to

mola ka he tuhich man la chat le jarhi😂😂

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