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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

नमस्कार दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आप हिंदी में Non veg jokes और मजेदार चुटकुले का संग्रह पढ़ सकते हैं. सभी चुटकुले हिंदी भाषा में लिखे गए हैं. इस साइट में मजेदार चुटकुले के कई और कलेक्शन भी हैं. जिसे आप नीचे दिए गए लिंक में जा के पढ़ सकते हैं. अपने दोस्त, परिवार या गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ इन अद्भुत चुटकुले साझा करें और उन्हें भी हंसाये.

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

pappu ka dost – suhagrat kaisi rhi????
pappu – badhiya rhi…..waise jis tarh ki
harkte wo kar rhi thi,

mai chahta to
uski mar bhi sakta tha

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ladki:- kya karte ho ?

ladka:- pujari hu…

ladki:- kaha ka ?

ladka:- havas ka !!☝🏻😜
🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜

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ek mahil apni beti ke sath bas me ja rhi thi.
santa – kitni fadu
mahil – meri beti ki aadhi aur meri puri.

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chu** ki takat ye hoti hai

hajaro KM

dur ho kar bhi

ham log se mooth marva deti hai

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kuchh ladke to itne asha wadi hote hai ki

ladki ptate hi

jhante saaf karne lagte hai

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mai pikar nahi bahkta

bahkta hu to use dekhkar…

ab batao zara ki shrab haram hai ya wo ??

itne me mammy ke kamre se aawaz aai….

shrab haram hai ….aur wo haramjadi hai …aur too haramjad…!

maan kasam…sab cleared ho gaya…

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ek bar santa aur banta train me safar kar rhe hote hai.

time pass karne ke liye kuchh karna chahiye ye soch kar santa ne banta se kaha.

santa : “janab koi shayri sunaiye.”

banta : “lo ji ek sher suno “miyan makbul, miyan makabol, aapki gand me gobhi ka full.”

is se pahle wo agli lain bolta pahla yatri fatafat bola, “wah kya sher tha,

ab mera suno – miyan makabul, miyan makabul, aapki gand me jamun ka ped.”

banta : zanb ye kuchh kuchh zma nah haii.”

santa : “bho*di ke, agar zamun ka ped zam jata to teri gand  fat na  jata .”

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