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Here you can find Non Veg Jokes, Non Veg Jokes In Hindi, Dirty Jokes Also Double Meaning Jokes.

Non Veg Jokes – Santa Ki Samjhdari

Non Veg Jokes – Santa Ki Samjhdari

Non Veg Jokes – Hello dosto, Non Veg Jokes ke Is post me aapka swagat hai, Is post me hum Non Veg jokes ka collection laye hai wo bhi apni bhasha hindi me, In jokes ko aap directly apne friends ko whatsapp me share kar sakte hai.

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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes

एक दिन संता ने अपने पड़ोस में रहने वाले आदमी से कहा, “यार तेरी बीवी बड़ी खर्चीली है।”

पडोसी: नहीं तो, मेरी बीवी तो बहुत ही समझदार है और कभी मेरा फ़ालतू खर्चा नहीं करवाती। परन्तु तुमने ऐसा क्यों कहा?

संता: अरे कुछ नहीं बस वैसे ही, अच्छा एक बात बता, क्या 48 साल के बाद औरत को बच्चा हो सकता है?

पडोसी: नहीं यार ये तो बहुत ही मुश्किल है। क्यों क्या हुआ?

संता: तो चु**ये तू अपनी बीवी को समझा ना, ऐसे ही फालतू में कं**म खरीदने में मेरे पैसे खर्च करवाती रहती है।

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ladki (dukandar se): yah whisper
kitne ka hai

dukandar : ji 200 ka.

ladki: lgaoge kitne mein

dukandar : maaf karna lgana aap ko
khud hi padega.

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ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to.. kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend- parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag yaha se..

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ye ch*t ye ga*d mujhe kya malum,
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mai to sukh gaya hu us bevfa ki
yaad me m*th maar maar kar.

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Pappu Non Veg Jokes

pappu ne pados ki bhabhi ke pass jakar puchha: aapke pass stov ki pin hai kya
bhabhi: stov pe khana paka rhe ho kya
pappu : nahi, subah se m*th mar rha hu, par girta hi nahi hai,

lagta hai andar kuchh fasa hai.

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aane wale chunav 2019 me Sunny Leone karegi sab ka prachar,

nara hoga -akhilesh bhaiya ke shaasan me. ch*t bategi rashan me..

😜😝😜😝😜😝

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Sharabi Non Veg Jokes

ek shrabi rod par pda galiya de rha tha…

maa ch*d dunga…

bahan ch*d dunga…

ek admi bola – uth jaa, khade ho jaa ch*tiye.
shrabi, “hat bahan ch*d… lete lete hi ch*dunga.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – Dosto hasna hamare sehat ke liye achha hota hai, Isiliye aaj hum apke liye lopot kar dene vali non veg jokes lekar aaye hain, Jise padh kar aap lotpot ho jayenge. To hasiye or apne dosto ko Non Veg Jokes share kar ke hasaiye.

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GF BF Non Veg Jokes

ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend -parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag MC

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ladaki: ne saheli se kaha, bahut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
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saheli: pagali dar mat.. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi
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ladki : kya bahna
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saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi, fir to maja aane lagega!!

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Kids Non Veg Jokes

bachcha apni school mem se: mem plz
mere jute ke fite bandh do.
mere haath me chot lagi hai .
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mem: me janti hu ki tu
bahut MC hai .
tu mere d*dh dekhna chahta hai .
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bachcha: nahi mem kasam se
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is baar sari class
aapki ga**d dekhna chahti hai.

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pappu: apane chini dost ko hospital dekhne
gaya….😎
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dost bola … ching..chong..cho.. ja ……
aur itna bolkar mar gaya ….😱😕😪😭
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pappu isaka mtlb janne chin ki Library gaya
uska mtlb tha ……….😨😨
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“MC oxygen ke pipe se pair hata”

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Modi ji ki agali naari kalyan yojna
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hafte mei ek baar se jyada
sambhog nahi kar sakate
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ek baar sambhog ke baad
aapke li*g pe syahi lga di jayegi
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dusri baar karne ka mood ho to,

uchit karan bta kar jila karyalay se NOC le sakenge

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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DR. Non Veg Jokes

ek ladki checkup ke liye gai..

Dr. ki niyat khrab ho gai..
Dr. ne uske kapde utrawaye..
girl :- kiss kyo le rhe ho
Dr : chekap ke liye..
girl :- bobe kyo daba rhe ho
Dr :- Breast cancer check karne ke liye..
fir Dr. ne s*x karna shuru kar diya..
girl :- kya kar rahe ho
dr:- Ads checkup kar raha hu…
girl :- check kya karna hai
mai yaha ads ki to davai lene aai thi..
Dr. Hat MC…

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Non Veg Jokes

😛Non Veg Jokes😛

 

Hello friends. Is post mein aapko non veg jokes par sabase majaakiya jokes milenge. sunishchit karen ki aap 18 varsh se adhik honee chaahie. aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko share kar sakate hain. whatsapp, facebook, sms ke liye share button jokes ke neeche maujood hai. kuchh aur dilachasp jokes ka link neeche maujood hai. yahan aap hindi bhaasha mein kai non vej jokes padh sakten hain.

😛Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😛

Ladki chahe kitni bhi
lambi ho par ?

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mut*gi to baith ke hi n

😛😛😛😛😛😛

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ladki : janu meri shadi kisi aur se ho gayi to tum kya karoge

ladka: madarc**d teri bahan ko cho*nga

😛😛😛😛😛😛

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taait bobe rakhana taait figar rakhana

taait kapde pahanana ?

par ch*t dhili rakhna

ise hi shastro me dhokhadhdi kaha gaya hai.

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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ek hi surang ek hi nara

ga*d tumhari la*d hamara

#bakch*d shaayar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ek ladka tetu banva rha tha aur ro bhi rha tha.
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pappu bola: Mc jab dard nahi saha jata to kyu tetu banva rha hai

ladka: dard se nahi ro rha hu bhai.

karina likhna tha is mc ne kamina likh diya hai

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aato wala: sahab 30 rupya huye !
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ye le 15 rupya !
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aato wala : Mc ye to beimani hai !
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be beimani kaisi be tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai l*vde aadha tu de

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Ladki – aao s*x kare

Ladka – yaar kandom nahi hai.

Ladki – tera roj roj ka yahi natak l*vde lemineshan kyo nahi karva leta.

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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Dulha, Dulhan ki bra kholte huye: pahle kisi se khulwai hai kya?
Dulhan: bra kholane wale to aap pahle hi ho. baki sab to upar kar ke hi ch*se the.

😌😜😝😂😝😂😝😂😝

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Aurat dr. se :- dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari laain bani hoti hai ?

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol :- pati kya kam karta hai…? ?

Aurat:- karpentar hai.

Dr. :- Us bhen ke l*vde ko kahna ki raat ko ch*dte samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Non Veg Jokes

😜Non Veg Jokes😜

 

Namaskar doston, Is post par aap hindi mein Non veg jokes aur Non veg chutakule ka sangrah pa sakate hain. sabhi chutakule hindi bhaasha mein likhe gaye hain. hindi bhaasha mein chutakule padhane ka apna ek alag maja hai, isaliye ham hindi bhaasha mein hamaare sabhee chutakule likhate hain. Is site mein chutakule ke kai aur collection bhee hain. aap neeche diye gaye link me ja sakate hain. apane dost ke parivar ya gf ke saath in adbhut chutakule saajha karen aur unhen bhi hansaye.

😜Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😜

 

jyada pyar karne se

pyar nahi

chh*d(hole) aur bobe badhte hai

😜😅😄😁😝😃

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vo bhee koi mahan chu*akkad aurat rahi hogi…
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jisne la*d chusne ka avishkar kiya tha.
😜😅😄😁😝😃

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koi shadi shuda aurat apki najro me kitni bhi s*xy ya hot dikhai de rahi ho..

phir bhi is schchai par koi fark nahi padta ki…

ek aisa admi bhi hai jo ki use pel pelkar bor ho chuka hai…

😪😪😫😫😜😅😄😁😝😃

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kal raat Girlfriends ki bat sunkar to dimag hi hil gaya

la*d pakdkar boli “ki duniyan me bas yahi ek lakdi hai jisse aag bujhti hai”

😜😜😜😜😜😜😅😄😁😝😃

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Adhyapak :- bachcho manushya ke khun ki 100 bundo se virya ki 1 bund banti hai.

Pappu :- to sar aap hmara khun kyu pite ho,
sidha la*d hi chus liya karo n.

nikal maad*cho*

😡😡😝😝😝😜😅😄😁😝😃

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vo kya samjhegi mere pyar ko

ayegi kabhi itwar ko
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utar kar usaki salwar ko,

andar dalunga hathiyaar ko

tab samjhegi maad**cho* mere pyar ko.

😜😅😄😁😝😃😜😅😄😁😝😃

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Adult Jokes In Hindi

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

Namaskar Doston, is post par aapko Funny Adult jokes in hindi, Non veg jokes in hindi me milega. sunishchit karen ki aap ise padhne ke liye 18+ se adhik hain. Hamare category me aap hindi me Adult chutkule padh sakte hain, Aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko Facebook, whatsapp, twitter par share kar sakate hain.

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ab bho*di ka ye afavah kisne failayi ki,
navratn tel laga kar ch*dne se
pasina nahi aata..

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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ch*t ka koi nya modal nahi aa rha

kandom ke naye-naye fevar aa rhe hai.

🙈🙉🙊

kobara lan** wala

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Feriwala – lo ch*ddi le lo bra le lo..

Ledi– tumhe sharm nahi aati koi dusra bolo..

Feriwala- kula p*di ke liye topna le lo..

d*dh ke dhakkana le lo are kuchh to le lo..

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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bablu baik se badi tej raftaar

me ek ladki ke pass se gujra.

Ladki: marega kya

Bablu: abhi co*dom nahi hai….

fir kabhi….

Ladki : maad*cho**…

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yaado ki gahrai me lga hu mai khone,
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ab ja rha hu hila kar mai sone!

😂😂😂😂😂

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kuchh log balo me shampu lgane ke bad ‘

bacha hua jhag apne jh**t par lga lete hai..!

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aur aise khush hote hai jaise karodo ka nuksan hone se bacha liya hai.

😝😂😝😂😝

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Aaj ka gyaan

samy rhate apni Girlfriend ko

ch*d lena chahiye

nahi to bad mei

log se jyada

aapka la*da apako tana marega….😜😜

💞💞😆💞💞

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Girl : mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand he

Boy : mujhe bhi tumhare ‘ ch*t ‘ aur ‘ kulle ‘ bahut pasand he ..

rishta wahi soch nai .

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ek mahila jisne bra nahi pahna huaa tha angur bech rhi thi

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santa ne kaha: kshama karna, aam dikh rhe hai.

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Mahila ne kaha: tabhi to angur bik rhe hai…

😂😂😂😂😂

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