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wtasapp facebook chlane wale padhelikhe berojgaro ke liye

sunhra mauka .

bharat sarkar dvara nikali gai 12000 hajar naukariya.

‘gramin ilako me khapra lahutane hetu karmchari.

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khapra lahutiya :-

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khapra amriya:-

rikt- 4656 wetan:-200

talptari chhaviya:-

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.ichchhuk online berojgar aavedan kar sakte hai.

antim tithi- 15 joon tak many .

to der kis bat ka jaldi karen taip aur panye naukari-

www.buta kam.chom

bhai dhanywad ki jarurt nahi ye to mera farj hai ki aap logo ko kam mile

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😝Double Meaning jokes😝

Teacher – “beta, agar sachche dil se bhagwan se prarthna ki jaaye

to vo jarur safal hoti hai !”

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Chhatr– aisa hota to aap mere sasur ji bna jate

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😝Funny Jokes In Hindi😝

khargosh bam lekar chidiyaghar me ghus gaya aur jor se chillaya,

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tum sabke pass yaha se.nikalne ke liye kewl “ek minat” ka time hai..

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uski bat sunkar kachhu bola,..

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wah re sale ….

sidhe bol na ki mai hi target hu..

bachpan ki har ka badla lene aaya hai

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😝One Line Jokes😝

petrol bdha….. ham chup rhe.

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dizal bdha…..ham chup rhe.

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gais badhee…….ham chup rhe.

dal, shakkar, tel, gud

tak bdha fir bhi ham chup rhe.

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par suna hai  vimal bhi

50 rupe ki ho rhi he.

talvare chalengi talvare

lashe bichha denge  lashe

mai nahi khata par dosto ke liye dil tutta hai

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Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes – Hi Guys, is post me apake liye hum latest santa bant jokes lekar aaye hain, social media par santa banta jokes bahut jyada pasand kiye jaate hai.
isme aapko sabhi tarah ke jokes mil jaenge jaise ki santa banta jokes, Little Johnny Jokes, Funny Jokes In Hindi jaise kai jokes aapko mil jayenge.

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Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi

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ek ladki train se utri or santa se puchha

ye kon sa station hai?

santa hansa.😝

or hansa!😝

jor jor hansa!!😝😝

or bola ye railway station hai pagli!!

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santa barf ka tukda hath mei lekar gaur se dekh rha tha ,

kisi ne puchha kya kar rhe ho ?

santa : dekh rha hu sala likage kaha se ho rha hai..

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Santa – bhai mere aur meri girlfriend ki shadi ho rhi hai

Banta – wah bhai bdhai ho

Santa – 20 July ko aur meri girlfriend ka 6 August ko

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Latest Santa Banta Jokes

Santa aakash me dekhkar dusare se puchhne laga :

ye chand hai ya suraj.??

Banta : pta nahi, mai

to is shahar me naya hu..

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santa banta ke ghar gaya
banta ki biwi ko dekh kar bola…
santa:-“teri aur
bhabhi ki jodi to
‘ram-seeta ki jodi jaisa hai.
banta:-“kaha bhai …
na to dharti me samati hai
aur
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santa : aapki shadi ho gai?

banta : haa jee , ladki se hui hai

santa : shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai

banta : na jee !

meri bahn ki to ladke se hui hai

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santa ko puri raat machchharo ne bahut pareshan

kiya

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12 baje uski khopdi

ghumi

santa ne jahar piya aur bola –

lo ab kato na salo, sab ke sab  maroge..

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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

 

namaskar dosto, hamare Husband Wife Jokes in hindi post mein apaka swagat hai, Hasna hamare shareer ke liye ek achchhi dava hai. To hamaare website ko apane dost, parivaar ya rishtedaron ko share karen or unhe bhi hasayen. Ham roz hamaare vwebsite par naye naye jokes laate rahaten hain.

Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi

 

wife – mai aapse bat nahi karugi..

Husband – thik hai…

wife – kya tum karnh nahi janna chahte,,,

Husband – nahi mai tumhare faisale ki ijjata karta hu …

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patni – suno ji sarkas dekhane chalte hai .

pati – nahi mai bije hu .

patni – sarkas me ek ladki bina kapdo ke sher ki savari karti hai .

pati – tum bhi na bahut ziddi ho, thik hai chalte hai .

pati ne sabse aage ki sit ki tikat li aur baith gaye .

sher ka sho chale gaya par bina kapdo ke ladki nahi aai

ab sarkas ka sho khatm ho gaya .

pati – tum ne to kah tha ek ladaki bin kapado ke aayegi .

patni – maine to bina kapdo ke sher kaha tha, ladki nahi . kasam se, phir se padh lo…

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naukari bhi patni jaisi hoti hai . – jo ek bar milne ke baad chhod nahi sakte.

ek hote huye dusri bhi nahi kar sakte…

aur ek khas baat – use chhodkar bakii sabhi ki achchhi lagti hai…

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pati ko bajar jate huye dekh patni ne paise dekar kaha “kuchh aisi chiz lana jis se mai sundr dikhu

pati khud ke liye whisky ki do botal le aaya.

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patni : aa ji sunte ho, aapka dost ek pagal ladki se shadi karne ja rha hai…

use rokte kyo nahi ?

pati – kyo roku us dost ne mujhe roka tha kya

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patni : sunno…” zindagi maut na ban jaye sambhalo yaaro…”

is gaane ka matlb kya hai..,”

pati : ismen kavi kahna chahta hai ki.. “dosto achchhi khasi zindagi me shadi mat karo warna zindagi maut ban jayegi..”! ( itna bolne ke bad bhai ka munh puru tarh sujh gaya)

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Student Teacher Jokes

Student Teacher Jokes

 

Hello Dosto, Is post me aapko Student Teacher Jokes ke alva or bhi kai majedaar jokes milenge jaise GF BF Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes etc.

Hamare jokes collection appko pasand aati hai to dosto ke sath bhi share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye. Aap hamare facebook fan page ko bhi like kar sakten hain, hum naye naye funny jokes post karte rahte hain.

👱Student Teacher Jokes👩

 

Teacher: abe gadhe, home wark kyu nahi karta hai tu

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Students: tamij se bat kar “sale

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kastmar se aise bat karte hai kya

😜😁😄😋😜😁😄😋

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santa ; daru pine ke bad achank rone laga …

banta : kya huaa ro kyu rhe ho?

santa : yaar jis ladki ko bhulne ke liye pi rha tha

uska naam yaad nahi aa rha

😜😁😄😋😜😁😄😋

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ganv kee patni ho to ek pareshani ye hai ki…

agar romantic ho kar uski god me sar rkho, to wo

juye dekhne lagti hai..

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school me dakhile ke samay

adhyapika ne pappu se puchha-

beta  tumhare pita kya karte hai ?”

pappu– jo mammy bolti hai .

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patni mayke se wapis aayi,,,
pati darwja kholte huye jor jor se hasne lga,,,,
patni: aise kyo hasan rhe ho ,,!!!!
pati: guru ji ne kaha tha ki jab bhi musibat samne aaye uska samna hanste huye karo

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biwi : aap suleman ki biwi ke janaze par nahi gai ?
pati : kis munh se jau tisari bar biwi ke janaze me bula rha hai aur mai use ek bar bhi nahi bula saka

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admin biwi se pareshan pati ek din pandit ji ke pass pahuncha
pati – “pandit ji, ek bat batiye ye janam janam ka sath wali bat sach hai kya ?”
pandit ji – “sau fisadi sach !”
pati –   agle janam me bhi yahi pagali … ?”
pandit ji – “bilakul !”
pati – “he bhagvan ! fir to khudkushi karne se bhi koi fayda nahi

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