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Double Meaning Jokes – Santa Banta

Double Meaning Jokes – Santa Banta Non Veg

Double Meaning Jokes – Namaskar Dosto, Aaj mai apke liye chatpati santa banta Double meaning Jokes lekar aaya hu, Ummid hai ki yah post apko bahut pasand ayegi. Agar yah post apko achhi lagti hai to dosto ke sath share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye.

Double Meaning Jokes for Santa Banta

 santa aur banta raat ko apne ghar ki tarph ja rhe the tabhi unki gadi police  walo ne roki.

santa aur banta ne gadi ka shisha niche kiya aur police wale ko dekhne lage.

police  wale ne unki tarf dekhte huye kaha,”ham do balatkariyo ki talash kar rhe hai.”

santa aur banta ne turnt hi gadi ka shisha upar kiya aur aapas me kuchh guftagu karne lage.

thodi der bad santa ne shisha niche kiya aur police wale se kaha,”ji ham dono taiyar hai, ham achchhe se kar lenge

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

patni: suno ji ab jab ham shadi ke bandhn me bandh gaye hai to hame hamari s*x life manage  kar leni chahiye.

pati: haa, bolo meri jaan.

patni: tum office se aao or mere baal bane huye dekho to isaka mtlb hai main s*x ke mood me hu.

 aur halke bane huye hai to mai s*x kar bhi sakti hu aur nahi bhi

aur mere baal bigade huye hai to main pura s*x ke mood me hu

pati ka dimag kharab huaa to bola thik hai jaanu lekin meri bhi kuchh sharte hai.

pati aage bola, “agar mai office se ek paig pike aaya to main s*x  ke mood me nahi hu.”

agar mai 2 paig pike aaya to s*x  kar bhi sakta hu aur nahi bhi.

lekin agar 3 paig pike aaya to maa ch**dne gaya tere baalo ka style , ch*dai to hokar hi rhegi.

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Non Veg Jokes – Santa Ki Samjhdari

Non Veg Jokes – Santa Ki Samjhdari

Non Veg Jokes – Hello dosto, Non Veg Jokes ke Is post me aapka swagat hai, Is post me hum Non Veg jokes ka collection laye hai wo bhi apni bhasha hindi me, In jokes ko aap directly apne friends ko whatsapp me share kar sakte hai.

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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes

एक दिन संता ने अपने पड़ोस में रहने वाले आदमी से कहा, “यार तेरी बीवी बड़ी खर्चीली है।”

पडोसी: नहीं तो, मेरी बीवी तो बहुत ही समझदार है और कभी मेरा फ़ालतू खर्चा नहीं करवाती। परन्तु तुमने ऐसा क्यों कहा?

संता: अरे कुछ नहीं बस वैसे ही, अच्छा एक बात बता, क्या 48 साल के बाद औरत को बच्चा हो सकता है?

पडोसी: नहीं यार ये तो बहुत ही मुश्किल है। क्यों क्या हुआ?

संता: तो चु**ये तू अपनी बीवी को समझा ना, ऐसे ही फालतू में कं**म खरीदने में मेरे पैसे खर्च करवाती रहती है।

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ladki (dukandar se): yah whisper
kitne ka hai

dukandar : ji 200 ka.

ladki: lgaoge kitne mein

dukandar : maaf karna lgana aap ko
khud hi padega.

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ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to.. kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend- parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag yaha se..

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ye ch*t ye ga*d mujhe kya malum,
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mai to sukh gaya hu us bevfa ki
yaad me m*th maar maar kar.

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Pappu Non Veg Jokes

pappu ne pados ki bhabhi ke pass jakar puchha: aapke pass stov ki pin hai kya
bhabhi: stov pe khana paka rhe ho kya
pappu : nahi, subah se m*th mar rha hu, par girta hi nahi hai,

lagta hai andar kuchh fasa hai.

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aane wale chunav 2019 me Sunny Leone karegi sab ka prachar,

nara hoga -akhilesh bhaiya ke shaasan me. ch*t bategi rashan me..

😜😝😜😝😜😝

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Sharabi Non Veg Jokes

ek shrabi rod par pda galiya de rha tha…

maa ch*d dunga…

bahan ch*d dunga…

ek admi bola – uth jaa, khade ho jaa ch*tiye.
shrabi, “hat bahan ch*d… lete lete hi ch*dunga.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Double Meaning Jokes-Santa Banta Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes-Santa Banta Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes -Dosto, Aaj is post me apko double meaning jokes padhne milegi jo bahut hi majedar hai, is tarah ki or bhi collection ke liye hamare dusre category visit kijiye or dosto ko bhi share kijiye.

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ek yuva joda kheto me bani pagadndi par chal rhe the thoda aage chalkar rasta kaphi khula tha to saath-saath me chal pade.
ladki ne ladke ki tarf dekha aur kaha, “kya tum mera hath pakdna chahte ho”
ladke ne kaha, “par tumhe kaise pta chala”
ladki ne kaha, “tumhari aankho me dekhkar.”
ladke ne ladki ka hath pakda aur dono aage chal pade.
thoda chalne ke bad ladki ne ladke se puchha,

“kya tumhara kiss karne ka man kar rha hai”
ladke ne fir se puchha, “tumhe kaise pta chala”
ladki ne kaha, “tumhari aankho me dekhkar.”
jaise hi ve dono thoda aage gaye waha kaphi lambi ghas thi

ve dono baith gaye ladke ne ladki ko kiss kiya.
fir ve aur aage chal pade, aage chalkar ladki ne ladke se puchha,

“kya tumhara mere sath sab kuchh karne ka man kar rha hai.”
ladke ne kaha, “tumko kaise pt chala”
ladki boli,” tere tamboo bni hai use dekhkar

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

ek avivahit ladki ko bachcha ho gaya.
pappu: ye kaise hua
ladki: jaanu kal raat ko jab aapka night hail huaa tha tab meri bluetooth on rah gai thi

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Funny  Double Meaning Jokes

ladki ne saheli se kaha,

bahut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
saheli: pagali dar mat. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi
.
ladki : kya bahna
.
saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi,

fir to maja aane lagega

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Double Meaning Jokes For Friends

Double Meaning Jokes For Friends

Double Meaning Jokes – Friends is Double Meaning Jokes ko post ko visit karne se pahle sunishchit kar le apki umra 18 warsh honi chahiye. ummid hai ki ye post apko kafi pasand ayegi, or apko yah Double Meaning Jokes post achhi lagti hai to ise dosto ko bhi share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye.

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Ladki Double Meaning Jokes

ladki ne maa se kaha: ammi ammi aaj mai college nahi jaungi!
maan: lekin kyon
ladki: maa ladke bahut tang karte hai!
maa: chal hat jhuthi, ladke to khuli karte hai!

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vakil: jab mulajim ne tum par katilana hamla kiya,
us waqt tumne kya chiz uthai hui thi!
santa: uski biwi ki tange

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ladki ke baap ne ladki ki vidaai ke waqt,

dulhe se kaha, “beta, hamari ijzat ab tumhare hath me hai!

yah sun dulha bola, “chinta mat kijiye aaj hi lut lunga!”whatsapp-share

 

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Double Meaning  jokes Poetry

mangta hu to deti nahi ho,
javab meri bat ka;

aur deti ho to khad ho jata hai,
rom-rom jajbaat ka,

munh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
ek bhi katra sharab ka,

fir kyo bolti ho ki dhire se daalo,
balo me full gulab ka,

vo soti rhi mai karta rha,
intazaar uske jawab ka,

abhi uske hath me rkha hi tha ki usne pakad liya,
guldasta gulab ka,

usne kaha pichhe se nahi aage se karo,
didar mere husn-o-shabab ka,

usne kaha bda maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek laphz tere pyar ka

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Parrot Double Meaning Jokes
ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- Rs me kharida.

dukandar ne btaya ki yah tota pahle ek aisi aurat ke paas tha jo Red Light ilake me rhati thi. yah mat kharido bahan ji. lekin wah aurat nahi mani, kyo ki use wahi khubsurat tota pasand tha. wah usko ghar lekar aa gai.

Tota: wah wah naya ghar.

us aurat ko achchha laga lekin jab uski 2 betiya school se aai tab,
Tota: wah wah nai nai ladkiya.

ab us aurat ko thodi tension hui.

magar jab sham ko uska pati ghar aaya tab,
Tota: kya re too idhar bhi”

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Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – Dosto hasna hamare sehat ke liye achha hota hai, Isiliye aaj hum apke liye lopot kar dene vali non veg jokes lekar aaye hain, Jise padh kar aap lotpot ho jayenge. To hasiye or apne dosto ko Non Veg Jokes share kar ke hasaiye.

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GF BF Non Veg Jokes

ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend -parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag MC

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ladaki: ne saheli se kaha, bahut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
.
saheli: pagali dar mat.. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi
.
ladki : kya bahna
.
saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi, fir to maja aane lagega!!

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Kids Non Veg Jokes

bachcha apni school mem se: mem plz
mere jute ke fite bandh do.
mere haath me chot lagi hai .
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mem: me janti hu ki tu
bahut MC hai .
tu mere d*dh dekhna chahta hai .
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bachcha: nahi mem kasam se
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is baar sari class
aapki ga**d dekhna chahti hai.

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pappu: apane chini dost ko hospital dekhne
gaya….😎
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dost bola … ching..chong..cho.. ja ……
aur itna bolkar mar gaya ….😱😕😪😭
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pappu isaka mtlb janne chin ki Library gaya
uska mtlb tha ……….😨😨
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“MC oxygen ke pipe se pair hata”

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Modi ji ki agali naari kalyan yojna
.
hafte mei ek baar se jyada
sambhog nahi kar sakate
.
ek baar sambhog ke baad
aapke li*g pe syahi lga di jayegi
.
dusri baar karne ka mood ho to,

uchit karan bta kar jila karyalay se NOC le sakenge

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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DR. Non Veg Jokes

ek ladki checkup ke liye gai..

Dr. ki niyat khrab ho gai..
Dr. ne uske kapde utrawaye..
girl :- kiss kyo le rhe ho
Dr : chekap ke liye..
girl :- bobe kyo daba rhe ho
Dr :- Breast cancer check karne ke liye..
fir Dr. ne s*x karna shuru kar diya..
girl :- kya kar rahe ho
dr:- Ads checkup kar raha hu…
girl :- check kya karna hai
mai yaha ads ki to davai lene aai thi..
Dr. Hat MC…

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