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Inspirational Quotes -11 Best Happy Quotes

Inspirational Quotes -11 Best Happy Quotes

Pyare Dosto life me aage badhne ke liye inspiration jaruri hoti hai, Is chhote se post ke madhyam se apko motivational message dena chahta hu. ye post apko achhi lagti hai to dosto or family walo ke sath share kijiye.

Our Inspirational Quotes

hamesha chalte rahna path par,
chalte rahne se chalne me mahir ban jaoge,
ya to manjil milegi ya achchhe musafir ban jaoge!!

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subah ki pahli kirn ko apni baho me rkho
har manjil ko apni sanso me rkho
jit hogi pakki teri aye dost
bas lakshy ko apni nigaho me rkho

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chalta rhunga nirntar,
girunga agar to uth jaunga !!
hasil kar lunga lakshy mai apna
ya is koshish me mar jaunga !

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utho, nayi tajgi ke sath shurat karo,
har din me jagmgate awasar ko dekho!!

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hai irada ki pana hai manjil ko
le le imthan jitne lene hai tujhko
dikha denge ham bhi… kya chij hai ham
aajma le jitna aajmana hai tujhako
good morning

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mushkile dilo ke irade aajmati hai,
khwabo ke parde nigaho se hatati hai,
hausla mat harna gir kar mere dost
thokren insaan ko chalna sikhati hai |

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ho andheri rat chahe jitni bhi bit jati hai
agar hausla hai dil me to ruthi kismat bhi sanvar jati hai
taiyar rha badhne ko hardam mere dost
dekh subah ki pahli kiran tujhe bulti hai

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manta hu dagar kathin hogi
janta hu mushkile kadam-kadam hogi
par sach ye bhi hai dosto
hoga sangharsh bda jitna
jit utni hi shandar hogi!

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hui subah hai huaa savera… chidiyo ne apna gharunda hai chhoda
tum bhi jhatpat ab uth jao…kamo me apne jut jao

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phir aai hai subah suhani likhege ham nayi kahani
jo socha vo kar jayenge nahi rukenge badh jayenge
aapko is nayi subah ki shubhkamnaye

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ye mahj ek din nahi hai,
ye apne sapno ko sach
karne ka ek aur mauka hai.
gud morning

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Good Morning Quotes In Hindi – Beautiful Collection

 Top 9 Beautiful Collection Good Morning Quotes

Friends Aaj mai apke liye best Good Morning Quotes lekar aaya hu, Jise padhkar aap apni din ki suruat ek achhe vichar ke sath suru kar sakte hai, Isko apne dosto ke sath bhi share kijiye or unhe bhi motivate kariye.

Good Morning Quotes in Hindi

naya svera hai nai subah hai… naye din ki umang bahut hai
khol do aankhe ab tum bhi jaldi se ….bin tere har lamha mushkil hai
👧Good Morning Sweetu👧

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raat gujari din nikal aaya
chali hwa jhonka takraya
puchha hamne hai tu kaha se aaya….
sharmaya bola…tune hai bhijwaya
🌅Happy Morning. Miss You!🌅

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dali par chidiya kabse chhchha rhi hai
sagar ki lahre shor u macha rhi hai
kab tak intazar karaogi hame
ye pyari see subah tumako bula rhi hai
🌅Good Morning. Have a beautiful day!🌅

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aye subah tu jab bhi aana …khushiyo ki saugat apne sang lana
mit jaye raat kali gam ki… rang jivan me sabke koi aisa jmana
🌅Good morning – good day🌅

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har subah aapki itni suhani ho jaye…
ki gam ki har bat purani ho jaye…
khile muskan aapki aise ki
khushi bhi aapke diwani ho jaye
🌅Good Morning. Have a beautiful day!🌅

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har subah aapko jagana achchha lgta hai
nind se aapko uthana achchha lgta hai
sochta hu har pal aapke bare me
aapko ye btana achchha lgta hai
is pyari see subah ki pyari see good morning!🌅

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kya huaa jo kal achchha nahi tha
bura jo dekha spna wo sachcha nahi tha
nayi subah layi hai ummido ka pitara
mehnat bdal degi jivan ye sara
🌅good morning ye din tumhara hai🌅

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jinhe sapne dekhna achchha lagta hai,
unhe raat chhoti lagti hai,
aur jinhen sapne pure karna achchha lagta hai,
unhen din chhota lagta hai!!🌅

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jo muskura rha hai use dard ne pala hoga,
jo chal rha hai uske panv me chhala hoga,
bina sangharsh ke insaan chamak nahi sakta,
jo jlega usi diye me to ujala hoga!!🌅

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Santa Banta Jokes – Double Meaning Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes – Double Meaning Jokes

Santa Banta Jokes – Santa Banta Jokes collection me aapka swagat hai, Santa Banta Jokes ke Is post me hum santa banta par bane jokes lekar aaye hai jo kafi majakiya hai, To hasiye or apne dosto ko share kar unhe bhi hasaiye.

DR. And Santa Banta Jokes

संता: डॉक्टर साहेब मेरा खड़ा नहीं होता।

डॉक्टर: शादीशुदा हो?

संता: नहीं।

डॉक्टर: कभी मुठ शुठ?

संता: नहीं।

डॉक्टर: कभी कोठे पर गए हो?

संता: नहीं।

डॉक्टर: कोई गर्लफ्रेंड हैं? संता: नहीं।

डॉक्टर: कभी खुसरे के साथ?

संता: नहीं।

डॉक्टर: फिर खड़ा करके नए साल का कैलेंडर टांगना हैं क्या

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Best Santa Banta Jokes

एक बार संता और बंता एक होटल में बैठे हुए गप्पे मार रहे थे कि तभी अचानक बंता ने सोचा की क्यों ना संता के सामने थोड़ी शेखी बघारी जाए और यह सोच कर वह संता से बोला।

बंता: संता तुझे पता है मेरे दादाजी इतने लम्बे थे की आसमान में उड़ते जहाज़ में बैठी एयर होस्टेस की गां* में ऊँगली दे देते थे।

बंता की बात सुन संता ने कुछ देर सोचा और बोला, ” कमाल है यार मेरे दादाजी भी इतने ही लम्बे थे, पर उन्होंने ऐसी मा*चो* कभी नहीं की

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एक बार संता अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ एक पार्क में घुमने गया पर वहां जाकर अचानक उसे ठरक चढ़ गयी तो वह अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की कमीज़ उतार कर उसके वक्ष चूसने लगा।

कुछ देर तक तो लड़की कुछ नहीं बोली परन्तु थोड़ी देर बाद उसे भी ठरक चढ़ गयी तो उसने संता से बड़ी रूमानी आवाज़ में पूछा।

लड़की: इसके अलावा तुम्हे कुछ और भी चाहिए क्या?

लड़की की बात सुन कर संता ने कुछ देर सोचा और फिर बोला।

संता: दूध के साथ दो-तीन बिस्कुट मिल जाते, तो मजा ही आ जाता।

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Funny Santa Banta Jokes

ek baar santa ek p.c.o me phone karne gaya.

p.c.o me baithi ladki ne santa se puchha, “han ji kaha karna hai”

santa ne ladki ki tarf dekha to ladki ne fir apna sawal dohraya, “kaha karna hai”

santa: dekho ji kursi pe to hoga nahi zamee pe hi bora bichha lete hai

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Double Meaning Jokes – Bhabhi Sali Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes – Bhabhi Sali Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes – Double Meaning Jokes ke is post me aapka swagat hai, Aapko is post me achhi achchi Double Meaning Jokes collection milegi jise padhkar aapko behad hasi aayegi, To haste rahiye, Muskurate rahiye.

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Bhabhi Double Meaning Jokes

bhabhi:- o sabji wale ladke.. aalu hai kya..

sabji wala:- bhabhi ji, bhai🤵 sahab hai kya ghar par..
bhabhi:- nahi hai.. par kyo…
sabji wala:- fir bhabhi ji.. aalu ka kya karogi..
lambe🍆 baingan le lo.. thand bahut hai..
samy kat jayega
bhabhi:- hat MC

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

patni :- suno ji
aaj billi 🐈pura dudh pi gai …
pati :- maine kitni baar kaha tha
khol ke mat soya kar
aaj billi dudh pi gai
kal bologi kutta ga*d maar gaya

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Ek aurat chappal wali dukan par: Bhaiya chappal dikhao…
dukandar: kitna numbar
aurat: 34
.
.
.
dukandar: bhabhi ji, dimag pe jor
laga kar socho, kya lene aai thi…

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teacher : hath me kitani ungliya hoti hai
pappu: 6 ungliya hoti hai.
teacher : abe gadhe, tujhe kitni baar kaha hai ki paint se hath bahar nikal kar gina kar

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santa sada ke kinare baith ke patthar tod rha tha.
achanak santa 6 fit hwa me uchhla.
aur hwa 2-3 baar palti mari.
⬆ek aadmi yah dekhkar bahut khush huaa,
aur 500 ru de kar use dubara karne ko kaha.💶 💶 💶
santa bola :-bhosri ke. 500 kya, 5 laakh bhi dega
to bhi
apne aand pe dobara hathauda nahi maruga

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aaj ka gyaan 
jaise jaise la*d ki
lambai badhti hai .
….
vaise vaise hamari
jimmedari bhi badh
jati hai .

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Teacher Student Double Meaning Jokes

teacher ne Class me pappu se sawal puchha,”videsh ke
bachche gore aur yaha ke bachche kale kyo hote hai?”
Student: maidam ji, kyoki wha par pounds krim lgakar
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Adult Jokes – Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Adult Jokes – Non Veg Jokes in hindi

Namaskar Dosto, Aaj amin apke liye Adult jokes aur Non Veg jokes laya hu wo bhi apni bhasa hindi me. Aap in jokes ko directly Whatsapp group ya apne dosto ko share kar sakte hai. sunishchit kar len ki apki umra 18 varsh honi chahiye.

Adult Jokes

Ek maidam ne board pe dil ka ulta chitr bana ke bachcho se puchha
“batao bachcho ye kya hai?”
saare bachche: ye to ga**d hai.
Teachar: tumhen sharm nahi aati aisi baate karte huye mai abhi prinsipal ko bulaati hoon.
prinsipal: maidam ko kaun pareshaan kar raha hai?
bachche: koi nahi sar!
prinsipal: fir ye board pe ga*nd kisne banai hai?

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣

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samlaingik sambandh par cort ke faisale ke baad 
ladki👧 dete👩‍❤️‍👩 par ja rahi thi.
chintit maa👩‍ ne use ka*dom diya.
ladki👧 hansi aur maa👩‍ se boli yahi soch to badalni hai maa,

main jooli👧 ke saath date👩‍❤️‍👩 par ja rahi hoon, mujhe mooli🍆 do, mooli🍆.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Saali – jijaji 500 roopye de do, main agle hafte de doongi.
Jijaa – beshak pagali tu 500 nahi 1000 le le, par abhi pel*e de de.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Havas ke pujaari
agar tum mil jao. ….. hilaana chhod denge ham !

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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claass me baithi ladki ki bra ka hook “takk” ki aavaaz ke saath tut gaya..

Teechar :- kya hua??

pichhe baitha ladka bola

do panchhi👀 pinjre se aajaad ho gaye pakdu kya?

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😂…

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Bakch*d Shayar

Ishk kya cheej hai yah puchhiye parvaane se
aur kuchh nahi janab..
bas ch*ed(hole) bada ho jaata hai marvaane se…

☝🏻😝🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪

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Aaj kaa ghanta gyaan
kahi aisa na ho ki tum us ladki ke nakhre uthaate raho
aur………..

taang koi aur uthaata rahe.

😜😂😁😜😂😁

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