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Love Jokes

😍 Love Jokes😍

 

Hello doston, Is post par aap hindi mein Love Jokes In Hindi jokes ke collections aur Funny Love Jokes In Hindi jaise kai funny jokes milenge. sabhi jokes hindi bhaasha mein hain. Hindi bhaasha mein chutakule padhana adhik aaraamadaayak hain, isiliye ham hindi bhaasha mein hamaare sabhi jokes likhate hain. Hamare site mein jokes ke alava Quotes bhi hain. Aap neeche die gaye category me ja ke padh sakate hain. apane dost, parivaar ya gf ke saath hamare jokes saajha karen aur unhen bhi hasayen.

gyan ki baat

dil lgane me ladke

aur,,

chuna lgane me ladkiya mahir hoti hai.

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mai restorent gaya ?

sabhi sit par kapal baithe the

baithne ke liye jgah hi nahi thi

maine phone kan pe lga ke jor se bola

bhai jaldi aa yahi par hai ,,

dusre ke saath bethi hai tu jaldi aa bas

9 ladkiya uth kar bhag gayi

 

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kisee post par ho rhi setting na tode,

balki setting karva ke puny kamaye

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suchna janhit me jari.

ladki – tum mere lie kuchh bhi nahi karte

ladka – are janu,mai tere liye kisi se bhi lad leta par sochata hu

abhi exam wala time hai to….panga nahi lene ka

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kisee se pyaar  karo to itna karo ki use  btane se pahle vo? khud aake?bole ••

kmine ntanki band ❎ kar ab to purpose mar le teri  bhabhi ban jaungi tab mrega kya…|•|

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ladki – tum mere liye kuchh bhi nahi karte ho kya

ladka – are jaanu mai tere liye kisee se bhi lad leta pr socha hu

abhi exma wala time chal rha hai to…..panga nahi lene ka

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Adult Jokes In Hindi

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

Namaskar Doston, is post par aapko Funny Adult jokes in hindi, Non veg jokes in hindi me milega. sunishchit karen ki aap ise padhne ke liye 18+ se adhik hain. Hamare category me aap hindi me Adult chutkule padh sakte hain, Aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko Facebook, whatsapp, twitter par share kar sakate hain.

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

ab bho*di ka ye afavah kisne failayi ki,
navratn tel laga kar ch*dne se
pasina nahi aata..

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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ch*t ka koi nya modal nahi aa rha

kandom ke naye-naye fevar aa rhe hai.

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kobara lan** wala

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Feriwala – lo ch*ddi le lo bra le lo..

Ledi– tumhe sharm nahi aati koi dusra bolo..

Feriwala- kula p*di ke liye topna le lo..

d*dh ke dhakkana le lo are kuchh to le lo..

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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bablu baik se badi tej raftaar

me ek ladki ke pass se gujra.

Ladki: marega kya

Bablu: abhi co*dom nahi hai….

fir kabhi….

Ladki : maad*cho**…

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yaado ki gahrai me lga hu mai khone,
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ab ja rha hu hila kar mai sone!

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kuchh log balo me shampu lgane ke bad ‘

bacha hua jhag apne jh**t par lga lete hai..!

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aur aise khush hote hai jaise karodo ka nuksan hone se bacha liya hai.

😝😂😝😂😝

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Aaj ka gyaan

samy rhate apni Girlfriend ko

ch*d lena chahiye

nahi to bad mei

log se jyada

aapka la*da apako tana marega….😜😜

💞💞😆💞💞

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Girl : mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand he

Boy : mujhe bhi tumhare ‘ ch*t ‘ aur ‘ kulle ‘ bahut pasand he ..

rishta wahi soch nai .

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Ek mahila jisne bra nahi pahna huaa tha angur bech rhi thi

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santa ne kaha: kshama karna, aam dikh rhe hai.

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Mahila ne kaha: tabhi to angur bik rhe hai…

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

हेलो दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आपको Non Veg Jokes In Hindi पर सबसे मजाकिया जोक्स मिलेंगे. सुनिश्चित कर लें आपकी उम्र 18 वर्ष से अधिक होनी चाहिए. आप इन चुटकुले को अपने दोस्तों को शेयर कर सकते हैं. व्हाट्सप्प, फेसबुक, sms के लिए शेयर बटन जोक्स के नीचे मौजूद है. कुछ और दिलचस्प जोक्स के लिंक नीचे मौजूद है. वहां आप हिंदी भाषा में कई non vej jokes पढ़ सकतें हैं.

😜Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😅

 

Principal : kisaka period chal rha hai​….

​Golu : sar, shayad priya ka, ek do din se bahut chidchidi ho gai hai​…

​Principal : bho*di ke subject puchh rha hu …….havas ke pujari​ …….

😍😋😄😎😁😜😍😋

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😜kuchh ladkiya isliye bhi khade-khade chu*wati hai😄

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taki shadi ke bad apne pati ke samne

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kasam kha ke bol sake ki vo kisi mard ke saath soi nahi hai …..😝😜

😍😋😄😎😁😜😍😋😄

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Ek thaki hui bhabhi ko bas me baithne ki jagah nahi mili to ek seet par bethe chhote ladke ko puchha:- “khada ho jaega kya”

Ladka:- ho jayega aanti,

nauvi me aa gaya hu….

bhabhi pure raste khadi khadi gayi,

kisi ko nahi puchha…

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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jab kanya apne, pita ke ghar hoti hai,”rani” ban ke rhati hai.

pahli bar sasural jati hai,”laxmi”,banakar jati hai.

aur sasural me kam karte-karte “bai” ban jati hai,

is tarh ladkiya “rani-laxmi-bai” ban jati hai…!!!

aur fir vo pati ko angrej samajh kar bin talvar ke hi itna pareshan kar deti hai ki

bechara vo pati, angrej na ho kar bhi “angreji” 🍷🍹 lena shuru kar deta hai

😜😜😜😜😜

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Pahle log darvaje ki ghanti bja kar bhag jate the aur banda sochta rah jata tha ki kaun tha mc  🤥

Ab whatsapp msg karke “delete for everyone”kar dete hai, dekhne wala sochta rahta hai! bheja kya tha mc 🤔

– pareshani wahi, soch nai..

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Pappu par bijali ka tar gir gaya.

Pappu tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki

achanak…

use yaad aaya bijali to 2 din se band hai.

wapas uthakar, hanste huye bola,

sala… yaad nahi aata to aaj mar hi jata!

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