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Love Jokes

😍 Love Jokes😍

 

Hello doston, Is post par aap hindi mein Love Jokes In HindiΒ jokes ke collections aur Funny Love Jokes In Hindi jaise kai funny jokes milenge. sabhi jokes hindi bhaasha mein hain. Hindi bhaasha mein chutakule padhana adhik aaraamadaayak hain, isiliye ham hindi bhaasha mein hamaare sabhi jokes likhate hain. Hamare site mein jokes ke alava Quotes bhi hain. Aap neeche die gaye category me ja ke padh sakate hain. apane dost, parivaar ya gf ke saath hamare jokes saajha karen aur unhen bhi hasayen.

gyan ki baat

dil lgane me ladke

aur,,

chuna lgane me ladkiya mahir hoti hai.

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mai restorent gaya ?

sabhi sit par kapal baithe the

baithne ke liye jgah hi nahi thi

maine phone kan pe lga ke jor se bola

bhai jaldi aa yahi par hai ,,

dusre ke saath bethi hai tu jaldi aa bas

9 ladkiya uth kar bhag gayi

 

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kisee post par ho rhi setting na tode,

balki setting karva ke puny kamaye

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suchna janhit me jari.

ladki – tum mere lie kuchh bhi nahi karte

ladka – are janu,mai tere liye kisi se bhi lad leta par sochata hu

abhi exam wala time hai to….panga nahi lene ka

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kisee se pyaarΒ  karo to itna karo ki useΒ  btane se pahle vo? khud aake?bole β€’β€’

kmine ntanki band ❎ kar ab to purpose mar le teriΒ  bhabhi ban jaungi tab mrega kya…|β€’|

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ladki – tum mere liye kuchh bhi nahi karte ho kya

ladka – are jaanu mai tere liye kisee se bhi lad leta pr socha hu

abhi exma wala time chal rha hai to…..panga nahi lene ka

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Non Veg Jokes

πŸ˜›Non Veg JokesπŸ˜›

 

Hello friends. Is post mein aapkoΒ non veg jokes par sabase majaakiya jokes milenge. sunishchit karen ki aap 18 varsh se adhik honee chaahie. aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko share kar sakate hain. whatsapp, facebook, sms ke liye share button jokes ke neeche maujood hai. kuchh aur dilachasp jokes ka link neeche maujood hai. yahan aap hindi bhaasha mein kai non vej jokes padh sakten hain.

πŸ˜›Non Veg Jokes In HindiπŸ˜›

Ladki chahe kitni bhi
lambi ho par ?

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mut*gi to baith ke hi n

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ladki : janu meri shadi kisi aur se ho gayi to tum kya karoge

ladka: madarc**d teri bahan ko cho*nga

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taait bobe rakhana taait figar rakhana

taait kapde pahanana ?

par ch*t dhili rakhna

ise hi shastro me dhokhadhdi kaha gaya hai.

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ek hi surang ek hi nara

ga*d tumhari la*d hamara

#bakch*d shaayar

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ek ladka tetu banva rha tha aur ro bhi rha tha.
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pappu bola: Mc jab dard nahi saha jata to kyu tetu banva rha hai

ladka: dard se nahi ro rha hu bhai.

karina likhna tha is mc ne kamina likh diya hai

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aato wala: sahab 30 rupya huye !
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ye le 15 rupya !
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aato wala : Mc ye to beimani hai !
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be beimani kaisi be tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai l*vde aadha tu de

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Ladki –Β aao s*x kare

Ladka – yaar kandom nahi hai.

Ladki – tera roj roj ka yahi natak l*vde lemineshan kyo nahi karva leta.

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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Dulha, Dulhan ki bra kholte huye: pahle kisi se khulwai hai kya?
Dulhan: bra kholane wale to aap pahle hi ho. baki sab to upar kar ke hi ch*se the.

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Aurat dr. se :- dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari laain bani hoti hai ?

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol :- pati kya kam karta hai…? ?

Aurat:- karpentar hai.

Dr. :- Us bhen ke l*vde ko kahna ki raat ko ch*dte samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Non Veg Jokes

😜Non Veg Jokes😜

 

Namaskar doston, Is post par aap hindi meinΒ Non veg jokesΒ aurΒ Non veg chutakule ka sangrah pa sakate hain. sabhi chutakule hindi bhaasha mein likhe gaye hain. hindi bhaasha mein chutakule padhane ka apna ek alag maja hai, isaliye ham hindi bhaasha mein hamaare sabhee chutakule likhate hain. Is site mein chutakule ke kai aur collection bhee hain. aap neeche diye gaye link me ja sakate hain. apane dost ke parivar ya gf ke saath in adbhut chutakule saajha karen aur unhen bhi hansaye.

😜Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😜

 

jyada pyar karne se

pyar nahi

chh*d(hole) aur bobe badhte hai

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vo bhee koi mahan chu*akkad aurat rahi hogi…
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jisne la*d chusne ka avishkar kiya tha.
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koi shadi shuda aurat apki najro me kitni bhi s*xy ya hot dikhai de rahi ho..

phir bhi is schchai par koi fark nahi padta ki…

ek aisa admi bhi hai jo ki use pel pelkar bor ho chuka hai…

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kal raat Girlfriends ki bat sunkar to dimag hi hil gaya

la*d pakdkar boli β€œki duniyan me bas yahi ek lakdi hai jisse aag bujhti hai”

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Adhyapak :- bachcho manushya ke khun ki 100 bundo se virya ki 1 bund banti hai.

Pappu :- to sar aap hmara khun kyu pite ho,
sidha la*d hi chus liya karo n.

nikal maad*cho*

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vo kya samjhegi mere pyar ko

ayegi kabhi itwar ko
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utar kar usaki salwar ko,

andar dalunga hathiyaar ko

tab samjhegi maad**cho* mere pyar ko.

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Adult Jokes In Hindi

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

Namaskar Doston, is post par aapko Funny Adult jokes in hindi, Non veg jokes in hindi me milega. sunishchit karen ki aap ise padhne ke liye 18+ se adhik hain. Hamare category me aap hindi me Adult chutkule padh sakte hain, Aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko Facebook, whatsapp, twitter par share kar sakate hain.

😎Adult Jokes In Hindi😎

 

ab bho*di ka ye afavah kisne failayi ki,
navratn tel laga kar ch*dne se
pasina nahi aata..

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ch*t ka koi nya modal nahi aa rha

kandom ke naye-naye fevar aa rhe hai.

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kobara lan** wala

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FeriwalaΒ – lo ch*ddi le lo bra le lo..

Ledi– tumhe sharm nahi aati koi dusra bolo..

Feriwala-Β kula p*di ke liye topna le lo..

d*dh ke dhakkana le lo are kuchh to le lo..

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bablu baik se badi tej raftaar

me ek ladki ke pass se gujra.

Ladki: marega kya

Bablu: abhi co*dom nahi hai….

fir kabhi….

Ladki : maad*cho**…

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yaado ki gahrai me lga hu mai khone,
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ab ja rha hu hila kar mai sone!

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kuchh log balo me shampu lgane ke bad β€˜

bacha hua jhag apne jh**t par lga lete hai..!

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aur aise khush hote hai jaise karodo ka nuksan hone se bacha liya hai.

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Aaj ka gyaan

samy rhate apni Girlfriend ko

ch*d lena chahiye

nahi to bad mei

log se jyada

aapka la*da apako tana marega….😜😜

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Girl : mujhe tumhare chutkule bahut pasand he

Boy : mujhe bhi tumhare β€˜ ch*t β€˜ aur β€˜ kulle β€˜ bahut pasand he ..

rishta wahi soch nai .

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Ek mahila jisne bra nahi pahna huaa tha angur bech rhi thi

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santa ne kaha: kshama karna, aam dikh rhe hai.

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Mahila ne kaha: tabhi to angur bik rhe hai…

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