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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

Welcome Dosto, Non Veg Jokes In Hindi post me ham apaki manoranjan ke liye navenatam 18+ chutakule pradan karate hain. Yadi aapka umar 18 varsh se kam hain, to kripya is website par uplabdh Jokes For Kids, Santa Banta Jokes aadi jokes padh sakte hai. Aap in majedar non veg jokes ko apne dosto ko share kar unhe bhi hasaye. Hamen ummeed hai ki aapko hamare jokes pasand aayenge.

😝Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😝

 

Ek 💁ladki 🐦tota kharidne bazar gai ,

Aur ek bolne wala 🐦tota pasand ka liya .

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💁Ladki 🐦tote se :: ” me kaisi lag hi hu .”😛

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🐦Tota :: ” bahut aawara si lag rhi ho .

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💁ladki ko gussa aaya.

tote ka malik dukandar bhi grahak kharab hote dekh kar gusase me aa gaya,

aur 🐦tote ko pani me duba diya aur kaha ” ab agar tum ne galat bat ki to pani me dubo dunga .”

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🐦tote ne thik bat karne ka wada kar liya .

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💁Ladki tote se fir boli . “

achchha yah batao agar ghar me ek mai hu ,aur ek aadmi ho , vo aadmi kon ho sakata hai  ” 😍

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🐦Tota bola :-; “aapka pati .”

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💁Ladaki :-: ”  agar mere sath room 2sar adami ho to 2sar aadami kon hota hai  “😛

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🐦Tota :-; ” aap ka devar .”😍

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💁Ladki :-: “agar 3 ho to  “😴 😀

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🐦Tota :-: aapka pati ,aapka devar ,aapka sasur .😁

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💁Ladki :-: “agar char ho to

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🐦Tota :-: ( maalik ki tarf dekhkar )

pani la be maine pahle hi bta diya tha ladki aawara hai .”

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Aurat dr. se:- Dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari lain bani hoti hai

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol:- pati kya kam karta hai…

aurat:- karpentar hai

Dr:- us bhen ke lavde ko kahna ki raat ko cho** samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Savdhan

bahut jaruri suchna apni koi bhi bike ya skuti aisi jagh par khadi na kare jaha sury ki prakash sidhe gadi par pade

nahi to

mola ka he tuhich man la chat le jarhi😂😂

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

नमस्कार दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आप हिंदी में Non veg jokes और मजेदार चुटकुले का संग्रह पढ़ सकते हैं. सभी चुटकुले हिंदी भाषा में लिखे गए हैं. इस साइट में मजेदार चुटकुले के कई और कलेक्शन भी हैं. जिसे आप नीचे दिए गए लिंक में जा के पढ़ सकते हैं. अपने दोस्त, परिवार या गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ इन अद्भुत चुटकुले साझा करें और उन्हें भी हंसाये.

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

pappu ka dost – suhagrat kaisi rhi????
pappu – badhiya rhi…..waise jis tarh ki
harkte wo kar rhi thi,

mai chahta to
uski mar bhi sakta tha

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ladki:- kya karte ho ?

ladka:- pujari hu…

ladki:- kaha ka ?

ladka:- havas ka !!☝🏻😜
🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜

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ek mahil apni beti ke sath bas me ja rhi thi.
santa – kitni fadu
mahil – meri beti ki aadhi aur meri puri.

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chu** ki takat ye hoti hai

hajaro KM

dur ho kar bhi

ham log se mooth marva deti hai

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kuchh ladke to itne asha wadi hote hai ki

ladki ptate hi

jhante saaf karne lagte hai

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mai pikar nahi bahkta

bahkta hu to use dekhkar…

ab batao zara ki shrab haram hai ya wo ??

itne me mammy ke kamre se aawaz aai….

shrab haram hai ….aur wo haramjadi hai …aur too haramjad…!

maan kasam…sab cleared ho gaya…

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ek bar santa aur banta train me safar kar rhe hote hai.

time pass karne ke liye kuchh karna chahiye ye soch kar santa ne banta se kaha.

santa : “janab koi shayri sunaiye.”

banta : “lo ji ek sher suno “miyan makbul, miyan makabol, aapki gand me gobhi ka full.”

is se pahle wo agli lain bolta pahla yatri fatafat bola, “wah kya sher tha,

ab mera suno – miyan makabul, miyan makabul, aapki gand me jamun ka ped.”

banta : zanb ye kuchh kuchh zma nah haii.”

santa : “bho*di ke, agar zamun ka ped zam jata to teri gand  fat na  jata .”

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