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Double Meaning Jokes – Santa Banta

Double Meaning Jokes – Santa Banta Non Veg

Double Meaning Jokes – Namaskar Dosto, Aaj mai apke liye chatpati santa banta Double meaning Jokes lekar aaya hu, Ummid hai ki yah post apko bahut pasand ayegi. Agar yah post apko achhi lagti hai to dosto ke sath share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye.

Double Meaning Jokes for Santa Banta

 santa aur banta raat ko apne ghar ki tarph ja rhe the tabhi unki gadi police  walo ne roki.

santa aur banta ne gadi ka shisha niche kiya aur police wale ko dekhne lage.

police  wale ne unki tarf dekhte huye kaha,”ham do balatkariyo ki talash kar rhe hai.”

santa aur banta ne turnt hi gadi ka shisha upar kiya aur aapas me kuchh guftagu karne lage.

thodi der bad santa ne shisha niche kiya aur police wale se kaha,”ji ham dono taiyar hai, ham achchhe se kar lenge

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

patni: suno ji ab jab ham shadi ke bandhn me bandh gaye hai to hame hamari s*x life manage  kar leni chahiye.

pati: haa, bolo meri jaan.

patni: tum office se aao or mere baal bane huye dekho to isaka mtlb hai main s*x ke mood me hu.

 aur halke bane huye hai to mai s*x kar bhi sakti hu aur nahi bhi

aur mere baal bigade huye hai to main pura s*x ke mood me hu

pati ka dimag kharab huaa to bola thik hai jaanu lekin meri bhi kuchh sharte hai.

pati aage bola, “agar mai office se ek paig pike aaya to main s*x  ke mood me nahi hu.”

agar mai 2 paig pike aaya to s*x  kar bhi sakta hu aur nahi bhi.

lekin agar 3 paig pike aaya to maa ch**dne gaya tere baalo ka style , ch*dai to hokar hi rhegi.

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Double Meaning Jokes-Santa Banta Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes-Santa Banta Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes -Dosto, Aaj is post me apko double meaning jokes padhne milegi jo bahut hi majedar hai, is tarah ki or bhi collection ke liye hamare dusre category visit kijiye or dosto ko bhi share kijiye.

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ek yuva joda kheto me bani pagadndi par chal rhe the thoda aage chalkar rasta kaphi khula tha to saath-saath me chal pade.
ladki ne ladke ki tarf dekha aur kaha, “kya tum mera hath pakdna chahte ho”
ladke ne kaha, “par tumhe kaise pta chala”
ladki ne kaha, “tumhari aankho me dekhkar.”
ladke ne ladki ka hath pakda aur dono aage chal pade.
thoda chalne ke bad ladki ne ladke se puchha,

“kya tumhara kiss karne ka man kar rha hai”
ladke ne fir se puchha, “tumhe kaise pta chala”
ladki ne kaha, “tumhari aankho me dekhkar.”
jaise hi ve dono thoda aage gaye waha kaphi lambi ghas thi

ve dono baith gaye ladke ne ladki ko kiss kiya.
fir ve aur aage chal pade, aage chalkar ladki ne ladke se puchha,

“kya tumhara mere sath sab kuchh karne ka man kar rha hai.”
ladke ne kaha, “tumko kaise pt chala”
ladki boli,” tere tamboo bni hai use dekhkar

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

ek avivahit ladki ko bachcha ho gaya.
pappu: ye kaise hua
ladki: jaanu kal raat ko jab aapka night hail huaa tha tab meri bluetooth on rah gai thi

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Funny  Double Meaning Jokes

ladki ne saheli se kaha,

bahut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
saheli: pagali dar mat. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi
.
ladki : kya bahna
.
saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi,

fir to maja aane lagega

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Double Meaning Jokes For Friends

Double Meaning Jokes For Friends

Double Meaning Jokes – Friends is Double Meaning Jokes ko post ko visit karne se pahle sunishchit kar le apki umra 18 warsh honi chahiye. ummid hai ki ye post apko kafi pasand ayegi, or apko yah Double Meaning Jokes post achhi lagti hai to ise dosto ko bhi share kijiye or unhe bhi hasaiye.

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Ladki Double Meaning Jokes

ladki ne maa se kaha: ammi ammi aaj mai college nahi jaungi!
maan: lekin kyon
ladki: maa ladke bahut tang karte hai!
maa: chal hat jhuthi, ladke to khuli karte hai!

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vakil: jab mulajim ne tum par katilana hamla kiya,
us waqt tumne kya chiz uthai hui thi!
santa: uski biwi ki tange

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ladki ke baap ne ladki ki vidaai ke waqt,

dulhe se kaha, “beta, hamari ijzat ab tumhare hath me hai!

yah sun dulha bola, “chinta mat kijiye aaj hi lut lunga!”whatsapp-share

 

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Double Meaning  jokes Poetry

mangta hu to deti nahi ho,
javab meri bat ka;

aur deti ho to khad ho jata hai,
rom-rom jajbaat ka,

munh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
ek bhi katra sharab ka,

fir kyo bolti ho ki dhire se daalo,
balo me full gulab ka,

vo soti rhi mai karta rha,
intazaar uske jawab ka,

abhi uske hath me rkha hi tha ki usne pakad liya,
guldasta gulab ka,

usne kaha pichhe se nahi aage se karo,
didar mere husn-o-shabab ka,

usne kaha bda maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek laphz tere pyar ka

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Parrot Double Meaning Jokes
ek aurat ne ek tota 3000/- Rs me kharida.

dukandar ne btaya ki yah tota pahle ek aisi aurat ke paas tha jo Red Light ilake me rhati thi. yah mat kharido bahan ji. lekin wah aurat nahi mani, kyo ki use wahi khubsurat tota pasand tha. wah usko ghar lekar aa gai.

Tota: wah wah naya ghar.

us aurat ko achchha laga lekin jab uski 2 betiya school se aai tab,
Tota: wah wah nai nai ladkiya.

ab us aurat ko thodi tension hui.

magar jab sham ko uska pati ghar aaya tab,
Tota: kya re too idhar bhi”

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Double Meaning Jokes – Bhabhi Sali Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes – Bhabhi Sali Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes – Double Meaning Jokes ke is post me aapka swagat hai, Aapko is post me achhi achchi Double Meaning Jokes collection milegi jise padhkar aapko behad hasi aayegi, To haste rahiye, Muskurate rahiye.

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Bhabhi Double Meaning Jokes

bhabhi:- o sabji wale ladke.. aalu hai kya..

sabji wala:- bhabhi ji, bhai🤵 sahab hai kya ghar par..
bhabhi:- nahi hai.. par kyo…
sabji wala:- fir bhabhi ji.. aalu ka kya karogi..
lambe🍆 baingan le lo.. thand bahut hai..
samy kat jayega
bhabhi:- hat MC

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Pati Patni Double Meaning Jokes

patni :- suno ji
aaj billi 🐈pura dudh pi gai …
pati :- maine kitni baar kaha tha
khol ke mat soya kar
aaj billi dudh pi gai
kal bologi kutta ga*d maar gaya

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Ek aurat chappal wali dukan par: Bhaiya chappal dikhao…
dukandar: kitna numbar
aurat: 34
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.
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dukandar: bhabhi ji, dimag pe jor
laga kar socho, kya lene aai thi…

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teacher : hath me kitani ungliya hoti hai
pappu: 6 ungliya hoti hai.
teacher : abe gadhe, tujhe kitni baar kaha hai ki paint se hath bahar nikal kar gina kar

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santa sada ke kinare baith ke patthar tod rha tha.
achanak santa 6 fit hwa me uchhla.
aur hwa 2-3 baar palti mari.
⬆ek aadmi yah dekhkar bahut khush huaa,
aur 500 ru de kar use dubara karne ko kaha.💶 💶 💶
santa bola :-bhosri ke. 500 kya, 5 laakh bhi dega
to bhi
apne aand pe dobara hathauda nahi maruga

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aaj ka gyaan 
jaise jaise la*d ki
lambai badhti hai .
….
vaise vaise hamari
jimmedari bhi badh
jati hai .

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Teacher Student Double Meaning Jokes

teacher ne Class me pappu se sawal puchha,”videsh ke
bachche gore aur yaha ke bachche kale kyo hote hai?”
Student: maidam ji, kyoki wha par pounds krim lgakar
chu**i hoti hai aur yaha par sarso ke tel se..whatsapp-share

 

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