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Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny Jokes – नमस्कार दोस्तो, हमारे Funny Jokes में आपका स्वागत है,  हंसना हमारे शरीर के लिए एक अच्छी दवा है। तो हमारी इस Funny jokes को अपने दोस्त, परिवार और रिश्तेदारों को साझा करें। हम रोज़ हमारी वेबसाइटों पर नई नई जोक्स लाते रहतें हैं।

Funny Jokes

Funny Jokes In Hindi

shadi shud bhaiyo ke achchhe dun aane wale hai

biwiya mayake jane wali hai..

rakhi aane wali hai

aur mohalle ki purne setting aane wali hai ….

😋😋😋😋

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kya aapko pat hai. .

kewl maada machchhar hi ,khun chus sakti hai.!!

nar machchhar kevl aawaj karte hai..!!

dhany ho prabhu aapki maya!!

aapka sistam har jagah sem hai!!

😝😝😝

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thappad se dar nahi lagta sahab

aaj kal sabse jyada dar lagta hai to

whatsapp me naye join hone wale maimbar se….

sare old message, video, audio repeat karta hai aur saath me bolta hai..

jaldi forward karo maarket me naya hai..

ab usako kon samajhye ki.. naya to bhai tu hai.

ham to yaha par phd kar chuke hai

😋😋😋😋😋😋

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duniya wale puchhte hai :
adhure sapne pure karne ke liye
kya karna chahiye
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hamara jawab hai dobara so jana chahiye

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ek shrabi chhat se niche gir gaya.
sab log aye aur puchhane lage ki
kya hua
shrabi – ” pat nahi bhai….. mai
bhi just abhi niche aaya hu

😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

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salman khan ladki dekhne gaya

use dekhakar ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi.

hosh aaye to kisee ne puchha – “kya hua”

maa boli – “24 saal pahle ye ladka mujhe bhi dekhane aaya tha.”

😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

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😎Desi Jokes In Hindi😎

🤳🏻फोन करहूं तोला

मैं एयरटेल  नोकिया म ओ,

रमन देही📱 मोबाइल 👸🏼रानी

गोठियाबो हमन 🌝 रतिया म ओ

छत्तीसगढ़ बेरोजगार युवा संघ

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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

Hello Dosto, Hamare blog me apka swagat hai. Is post me apko Husband Wife jokes, Funny jokes in hindi, jokes for kids in hindi jaise lotpot kar dene vale jokes milenge aur bhi ese jokes ke liye hamare categories me ja sakte hai, ummid hai ki apko hamara jokes pasand aayega or agar hamare jokes pasand aaten hain to aap hamare facebook fan page ko bhi like kar sakte hai. “To haste rahiye muskurate rahiye”

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

 

pati wah prani hai jo
bhut pret se beshak na dare
magar
ptni ki ‘4 missed call’
khauf paida karne ke liye kafi hai!

😜😋😍😁😎😄😳😜😋😍😁

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😂bhayanak majak😂

ek baar ek pati aur ptni bagiche me haath me haath dale ghum rhe the .😋

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usee time ek shrratee bachcha waha se gujra aur bola –

ankal, kal wali jad mast thi. 😂😂

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pati char din se khali pet bagiche me us bachche ko dhundh rha hai.

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

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damad (apni sas se)
apki beti me to hazron kamiyan hai .
Saas : han beta , isee wajah se to use achchha ladka nahi mila.

😜😋😍😁😎😄😜

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sher aur bail pine baithe

2 paig ke bad sher uth ke jane lga…

To bail bola-“ are yaar itani jaldi kya hai, kuchh der or baitho“

Sher-” dekh bhai !! tere ghar par to gaay hai lekin mere ghar me sherni hai…. samjha kar..

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Prashn – biviya jab ghar me bartan manjati hai to bahut aawaj hoti hai
magar patiyo ke bartan manjane pe kam,
aisa kyu ? ?
Jawab – bibiya ghar me btati hai ve bahut kam karti hai

magar pati chahte hai ki unke bartan manjne ki bat kisi ko pat na chale ?
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Non Veg Jokes

😛Non Veg Jokes😛

 

Hello friends. Is post mein aapko non veg jokes par sabase majaakiya jokes milenge. sunishchit karen ki aap 18 varsh se adhik honee chaahie. aap in chutakule ko apane doston ko share kar sakate hain. whatsapp, facebook, sms ke liye share button jokes ke neeche maujood hai. kuchh aur dilachasp jokes ka link neeche maujood hai. yahan aap hindi bhaasha mein kai non vej jokes padh sakten hain.

😛Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😛

Ladki chahe kitni bhi
lambi ho par ?

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mut*gi to baith ke hi n

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ladki : janu meri shadi kisi aur se ho gayi to tum kya karoge

ladka: madarc**d teri bahan ko cho*nga

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taait bobe rakhana taait figar rakhana

taait kapde pahanana ?

par ch*t dhili rakhna

ise hi shastro me dhokhadhdi kaha gaya hai.

😜😜😜😜😜😜

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ek hi surang ek hi nara

ga*d tumhari la*d hamara

#bakch*d shaayar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ek ladka tetu banva rha tha aur ro bhi rha tha.
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pappu bola: Mc jab dard nahi saha jata to kyu tetu banva rha hai

ladka: dard se nahi ro rha hu bhai.

karina likhna tha is mc ne kamina likh diya hai

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aato wala: sahab 30 rupya huye !
:
ye le 15 rupya !
:
aato wala : Mc ye to beimani hai !
:
be beimani kaisi be tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai l*vde aadha tu de

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Ladki – aao s*x kare

Ladka – yaar kandom nahi hai.

Ladki – tera roj roj ka yahi natak l*vde lemineshan kyo nahi karva leta.

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

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Dulha, Dulhan ki bra kholte huye: pahle kisi se khulwai hai kya?
Dulhan: bra kholane wale to aap pahle hi ho. baki sab to upar kar ke hi ch*se the.

😌😜😝😂😝😂😝😂😝

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Aurat dr. se :- dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari laain bani hoti hai ?

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol :- pati kya kam karta hai…? ?

Aurat:- karpentar hai.

Dr. :- Us bhen ke l*vde ko kahna ki raat ko ch*dte samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Non Veg Jokes

😜Non Veg Jokes😜

 

Namaskar doston, Is post par aap hindi mein Non veg jokes aur Non veg chutakule ka sangrah pa sakate hain. sabhi chutakule hindi bhaasha mein likhe gaye hain. hindi bhaasha mein chutakule padhane ka apna ek alag maja hai, isaliye ham hindi bhaasha mein hamaare sabhee chutakule likhate hain. Is site mein chutakule ke kai aur collection bhee hain. aap neeche diye gaye link me ja sakate hain. apane dost ke parivar ya gf ke saath in adbhut chutakule saajha karen aur unhen bhi hansaye.

😜Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😜

 

jyada pyar karne se

pyar nahi

chh*d(hole) aur bobe badhte hai

😜😅😄😁😝😃

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vo bhee koi mahan chu*akkad aurat rahi hogi…
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jisne la*d chusne ka avishkar kiya tha.
😜😅😄😁😝😃

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koi shadi shuda aurat apki najro me kitni bhi s*xy ya hot dikhai de rahi ho..

phir bhi is schchai par koi fark nahi padta ki…

ek aisa admi bhi hai jo ki use pel pelkar bor ho chuka hai…

😪😪😫😫😜😅😄😁😝😃

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kal raat Girlfriends ki bat sunkar to dimag hi hil gaya

la*d pakdkar boli “ki duniyan me bas yahi ek lakdi hai jisse aag bujhti hai”

😜😜😜😜😜😜😅😄😁😝😃

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Adhyapak :- bachcho manushya ke khun ki 100 bundo se virya ki 1 bund banti hai.

Pappu :- to sar aap hmara khun kyu pite ho,
sidha la*d hi chus liya karo n.

nikal maad*cho*

😡😡😝😝😝😜😅😄😁😝😃

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vo kya samjhegi mere pyar ko

ayegi kabhi itwar ko
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utar kar usaki salwar ko,

andar dalunga hathiyaar ko

tab samjhegi maad**cho* mere pyar ko.

😜😅😄😁😝😃😜😅😄😁😝😃

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😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

😋Best Jokes In Hindi 😎

kuchh log jab phone ki  battery 1-2% ho to charjar

ki tarf aise bhagte hai jaise kah rhe ho “kuchh kuchh

nahi bhai! aankh band mat karna mai nahi hu na! sab thik ho jayega

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kal raat pine ke bad phir had
hi ho gai yaaro ..
hotal samajh kar adalt me
chale gaye
,
samne betha jaj bole
odar odar …
hame bhi bol diya ek chikan
aur do quarter

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💃pyar karo idea wali

se 💋

👁Aakh ladao Aritel

wali se 💍

💘love karo BSNL wali

se 👪👩‍❤‍👩

💤chat karo jio wali se

🙏🙏🙏

💅magar bahi   shadi karna

to👉 bin👈 mobil📱

wali se 💃

fek do sabhi GROUP me 😜

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kisi ladki ka reply mil jaye to aisa lagta hai jaise …

rasta pakka ho gaya ho ..! ☝

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ladki wale : hame ladka pasand nahi
      ladke wale : pasand to hame bhi nahi hai

               ab kya kare ghar se nikal de ? 😠😠😅😅😅

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sanjna– tisri bar driving license ka Interview dene pahunchi
officer – agar ek tarf apke pati ho aur dusri tarf apka bhai ho to aap kya marogi
sanjna – pati
officer – are maidam apko tisri bar bta rha hu ki ap break marogi 😂😁😂😁
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jaj : ghar me malik hote huye tune chori kaise ki
chor : sahib apki naukari bhi achchhi hai ,
salari bhi achchhi hai ,
fir aap ye sab sikh kar kya karoge ?😂😁😂
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aaj kal kisi se chat nahi karna to 2 minat me 5 baar “aur batao” bol do.. samne wala agle 30 seconds me by bol dega..
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maine kabhi inta ka javab patthr se nahi diya….
maine bas wahw inta wapas de mari…..☺☺☺😒😒
patthr dhundhne me kaun time waste kare bhala

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