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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

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Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi

 

pati wah prani hai jo
bhut pret se beshak na dare
magar
ptni ki ‘4 missed call’
khauf paida karne ke liye kafi hai!

😜😋😍😁😎😄😳😜😋😍😁

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😂bhayanak majak😂

ek baar ek pati aur ptni bagiche me haath me haath dale ghum rhe the .😋

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usee time ek shrratee bachcha waha se gujra aur bola –

ankal, kal wali jad mast thi. 😂😂

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pati char din se khali pet bagiche me us bachche ko dhundh rha hai.

😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

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damad (apni sas se)
apki beti me to hazron kamiyan hai .
Saas : han beta , isee wajah se to use achchha ladka nahi mila.

😜😋😍😁😎😄😜

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sher aur bail pine baithe

2 paig ke bad sher uth ke jane lga…

To bail bola-“ are yaar itani jaldi kya hai, kuchh der or baitho“

Sher-” dekh bhai !! tere ghar par to gaay hai lekin mere ghar me sherni hai…. samjha kar..

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Prashn – biviya jab ghar me bartan manjati hai to bahut aawaj hoti hai
magar patiyo ke bartan manjane pe kam,
aisa kyu ? ?
Jawab – bibiya ghar me btati hai ve bahut kam karti hai

magar pati chahte hai ki unke bartan manjne ki bat kisi ko pat na chale ?
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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

 

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Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi

 

wife – mai aapse bat nahi karugi..

Husband – thik hai…

wife – kya tum karnh nahi janna chahte,,,

Husband – nahi mai tumhare faisale ki ijjata karta hu …

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patni – suno ji sarkas dekhane chalte hai .

pati – nahi mai bije hu .

patni – sarkas me ek ladki bina kapdo ke sher ki savari karti hai .

pati – tum bhi na bahut ziddi ho, thik hai chalte hai .

pati ne sabse aage ki sit ki tikat li aur baith gaye .

sher ka sho chale gaya par bina kapdo ke ladki nahi aai

ab sarkas ka sho khatm ho gaya .

pati – tum ne to kah tha ek ladaki bin kapado ke aayegi .

patni – maine to bina kapdo ke sher kaha tha, ladki nahi . kasam se, phir se padh lo…

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naukari bhi patni jaisi hoti hai . – jo ek bar milne ke baad chhod nahi sakte.

ek hote huye dusri bhi nahi kar sakte…

aur ek khas baat – use chhodkar bakii sabhi ki achchhi lagti hai…

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pati ko bajar jate huye dekh patni ne paise dekar kaha “kuchh aisi chiz lana jis se mai sundr dikhu

pati khud ke liye whisky ki do botal le aaya.

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patni : aa ji sunte ho, aapka dost ek pagal ladki se shadi karne ja rha hai…

use rokte kyo nahi ?

pati – kyo roku us dost ne mujhe roka tha kya

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patni : sunno…” zindagi maut na ban jaye sambhalo yaaro…”

is gaane ka matlb kya hai..,”

pati : ismen kavi kahna chahta hai ki.. “dosto achchhi khasi zindagi me shadi mat karo warna zindagi maut ban jayegi..”! ( itna bolne ke bad bhai ka munh puru tarh sujh gaya)

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