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Jokes Of The Day

๐Ÿ˜‹Jokes Of The Day๐Ÿ˜‹

 

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Funny Jokes In Hindi

sanju : papa mujhe ek ladki pasand hai ,

mai usse shadi karna chahta hu
papa : kya vo bhi tujhe pasand karti hai ?
sanju : haa ji haa
paapa : jis ladki ki pasand aisee ho mai use apni bahu nahi bna sakta ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

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duknadar : kaisa soot dikhaun ?
mahila : padosan tadp โ€“ tadp kar dam tod de aisa โ€ฆโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

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jab shadi shuda aadmi kahe ki vo soch kar btayega to isaka sidha sidha mtlb hota hai vo apni ptni se puchh kar btayega ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

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sanju: aaj to facebook ne bacha liya
rahul : kaise ? kya huaa ?
sanju : aaj biwi ka birthday tha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

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dukandar : btaiye janab kya chahiye ?
rahul: apne hone wali biwi ke kutte ke liye kek chahiye
dukandar : yaheen khaoge ya paik kar doon ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜œ

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Love Jokes

๐Ÿ˜ Love Jokes๐Ÿ˜

 

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gyan ki baat

dil lgane me ladke

aur,,

chuna lgane me ladkiya mahir hoti hai.

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mai restorent gaya ?

sabhi sit par kapal baithe the

baithne ke liye jgah hi nahi thi

maine phone kan pe lga ke jor se bola

bhai jaldi aa yahi par hai ,,

dusre ke saath bethi hai tu jaldi aa bas

9 ladkiya uth kar bhag gayi

 

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kisee post par ho rhi setting na tode,

balki setting karva ke puny kamaye

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suchna janhit me jari.

ladki โ€“ tum mere lie kuchh bhi nahi karte

ladka โ€“ are janu,mai tere liye kisi se bhi lad leta par sochata hu

abhi exam wala time hai toโ€ฆ.panga nahi lene ka

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kisee se pyaarย  karo to itna karo ki useย  btane se pahle vo? khud aake?bole โ€ขโ€ข

kmine ntanki band โŽ kar ab to purpose mar le teriย  bhabhi ban jaungi tab mrega kyaโ€ฆ|โ€ข|

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ladki – tum mere liye kuchh bhi nahi karte ho kya

ladka – are jaanu mai tere liye kisee se bhi lad leta pr socha hu

abhi exma wala time chal rha hai to…..panga nahi lene ka

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Best Jokes

๐Ÿ˜‹Best Jokes In Hindi ๐Ÿ˜Ž

๐Ÿ˜‹Best Jokes In Hindi ๐Ÿ˜Ž

kuchh log jab phoneย ki ย battery 1-2% ho to charjar

kiย tarfย aise bhagte hai jaise kah rhe ho “kuchh kuchh

nahiย bhai! aankh band mat karna maiย nahi huย na! sab thik ho jayega

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kal raat pine ke bad phir had
hiย ho gaiย yaaroย ..
hotal samajh kar adalt me
chale gaye
,
samne betha jaj bole
odar odar …
hameย bhiย bol diya ek chikan
aur do quarter

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๐Ÿ’ƒpyar karo idea wali

se ๐Ÿ’‹

๐Ÿ‘Aakh ladao Aritel

wali se ๐Ÿ’

๐Ÿ’˜love karo BSNL wali

se ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โคโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ

๐Ÿ’คchat karo jio wali se

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ’…magar bahiย  ย shadi karna

to๐Ÿ‘‰ bin๐Ÿ‘ˆ mobil๐Ÿ“ฑ

wali se ๐Ÿ’ƒ

fek do sabhi GROUP me ๐Ÿ˜œ

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kisiย ladkiย ka reply mil jayeย to aisa lagta hai jaise …

rasta pakka ho gaya ho ..! โ˜

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ladki wale : hame ladka pasand nahi
ย  ย  ย  ladke wale : pasand to hame bhi nahi hai

ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย ab kya kare ghar se nikal de ? ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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sanjna– tisri bar driving license ka Interview dene pahunchi
officer โ€“ agar ek tarf apke pati ho aur dusri tarf apka bhai ho to aap kya marogi
sanjna โ€“ pati
officer โ€“ are maidam apko tisri bar bta rha hu ki ap break marogi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜
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jaj : ghar me malik hote huye tune chori kaise ki
chor : sahib apki naukari bhi achchhi hai ,
salari bhi achchhi hai ,
fir aap ye sab sikh kar kya karoge ?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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aaj kal kisi se chat nahi karna to 2 minat me 5 baar โ€œaur bataoโ€ bol do.. samne wala agle 30 seconds me by bol dega..
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maine kabhi inta ka javab patthr se nahi diyaโ€ฆ.
maine bas wahw inta wapas de mariโ€ฆ..โ˜บโ˜บโ˜บ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’
patthr dhundhne me kaun time waste kare bhala

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jokes for kids

Jokes For Kids

 

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๐Ÿ‘ถJokes For Kids In Hindi๐Ÿ‘ถ

chintu: โ€“ yaar tune itne chhote-chhote bal kyo katvayeโ€ฆ

pappu: โ€“ nai ke pass 3 Rs khulle nahi the,

to main bola 3 Rs ke aur kat deโ€ฆ

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๐Ÿ˜„Husband Wife Jokes๐Ÿ˜„

aadmi- sar, meri patni lapta hai.

.dakiya- ye dakghar hai,

. police thana nahi.

.aadmi- oh sorry !!! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaun samjh me nahi aa rha.

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๐Ÿ‘ณSanta Banta Jokes๐Ÿ‘ณ

banta – khade-khade chabi se apna kan khuja rha tha.

santa – use gaur se dekhte huye bola-

bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rhe…

to dhakka lagaun

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ladka :- mai tor “”tismarkhan””๐Ÿคต๐Ÿคต

au tai mor shila ,๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ

mai tor “”tismarkhan””๐Ÿคต๐Ÿคต๐Ÿคต

au tai mor “”shila”” ……..๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ‘ธ

ladki :- rogha tor babu “”kukur””

au tai okar “”pila””

ha ha ha ha ha ha

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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๐Ÿ˜funny jokes๐Ÿ˜

dusre desh hamari “technology” ki brabari kya karenge.. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ

hamare desh ka “bijali vibhag” to…..!

badal dekhkar hi, “bijali” kat deta hai.

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