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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

 

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Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi

 

wife – mai aapse bat nahi karugi..

Husband – thik hai…

wife – kya tum karnh nahi janna chahte,,,

Husband – nahi mai tumhare faisale ki ijjata karta hu …

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patni – suno ji sarkas dekhane chalte hai .

pati – nahi mai bije hu .

patni – sarkas me ek ladki bina kapdo ke sher ki savari karti hai .

pati – tum bhi na bahut ziddi ho, thik hai chalte hai .

pati ne sabse aage ki sit ki tikat li aur baith gaye .

sher ka sho chale gaya par bina kapdo ke ladki nahi aai

ab sarkas ka sho khatm ho gaya .

pati – tum ne to kah tha ek ladaki bin kapado ke aayegi .

patni – maine to bina kapdo ke sher kaha tha, ladki nahi . kasam se, phir se padh lo…

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naukari bhi patni jaisi hoti hai . – jo ek bar milne ke baad chhod nahi sakte.

ek hote huye dusri bhi nahi kar sakte…

aur ek khas baat – use chhodkar bakii sabhi ki achchhi lagti hai…

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pati ko bajar jate huye dekh patni ne paise dekar kaha “kuchh aisi chiz lana jis se mai sundr dikhu

pati khud ke liye whisky ki do botal le aaya.

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patni : aa ji sunte ho, aapka dost ek pagal ladki se shadi karne ja rha hai…

use rokte kyo nahi ?

pati – kyo roku us dost ne mujhe roka tha kya

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patni : sunno…” zindagi maut na ban jaye sambhalo yaaro…”

is gaane ka matlb kya hai..,”

pati : ismen kavi kahna chahta hai ki.. “dosto achchhi khasi zindagi me shadi mat karo warna zindagi maut ban jayegi..”! ( itna bolne ke bad bhai ka munh puru tarh sujh gaya)

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