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Funny jokes

😋Funny jokes😋

Funny Jokes – Namaskar dosto, hamare post funny jokes in hindi mein aapaka svagat hai, hansana hamare sharir ke liye ek achchhi dava hai. To hamare Funny jokes ko apne dost, parivaar ya rishtedaro ko share kar sakte hain. ham roz hamaare website par esi Funny jokes laate rahaten hain. Aur hamare facebook fan page ko like karna na bhulen.

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Funny jokes in hindi

pappu – yaar shadi ke jode kon bnata hai
,
,
pappu dost ka- bhagvan bnata hai
,
,
pappu- o teri ki
,
mai to darji ko de aaya.

😜😁😜😄😋😄😋

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is group mai hai aisa koi jo is saval ka hal kare

1 ru ka 20 bidi

1 ru ka 1 sigaret

5 ru ka 1 paan

ab 100 ru ka 100 saman lana hai. vo bhi tino saman

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pappu chupke se nark se svarg me ghus gaya,

devtao ne pakad liya aur khub pita,

mar khane ke bad badi mushkil se utha aur bola…..
.pappu tumhari inhi harkato ki wajah se koi svarg nahi aata .

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Very Funny Jokes

ek aurat behosh ho gayee..!!😓😓😓😓

Dr – ye to mar gayi hai .😳😳😳😳

jab usko jalane lage to vo uth baithi aur boli….

” mai zinda hu..!!☺

.pati- chupchap padi rah gawar,

tu Dr. se jyada janti hai kya

jlao ji jlao.

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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sas damad- shadi ke bad sas damad se phone par :-

kya haal hai bete?

damad :-hamari chhodiye maa ji, aap ke ghar me to ab sukun hai na!

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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Best Funny Jokes

ek aadmi jab sasural se

biwi lekar chalne laga,

to uski sas ne usko 100 Rs diye . 😘

.lekin ghar pahunchte hi usne

patni se kaha : 😊

teri maa ne meri beizzati kar di, ma 150 Rs ke kele lekar gaya tha, 👊

aur un ko mujhe 100 Rs pakdate shram nahi aai  😑

.itna sunkar patni matha pakad kar baith gai, 😝😝

.aur boli : rogaha tai mola lane bar gaye rhe ki kera beche bar

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jokes for kids

Jokes For Kids

 

Hello dosto, Aaj ham apke liye layen hain Jokes For Kids. bachchho ke chutkule bahut majedar aur natakhati hote hain, jisme bachchon ke saitaniyo ko dikhaya jata hai, bachchho ke chutkule padhna sabhi ko achchha lagta hai aur apko achchha lagta hai to aap bhi ise share kijiye|

👶Jokes For Kids In Hindi👶

chintu: – yaar tune itne chhote-chhote bal kyo katvaye…

pappu: – nai ke pass 3 Rs khulle nahi the,

to main bola 3 Rs ke aur kat de…

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😄Husband Wife Jokes😄

aadmi- sar, meri patni lapta hai.

.dakiya- ye dakghar hai,

. police thana nahi.

.aadmi- oh sorry !!! sala khushi ke mare kaha jaun samjh me nahi aa rha.

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👳Santa Banta Jokes👳

banta – khade-khade chabi se apna kan khuja rha tha.

santa – use gaur se dekhte huye bola-

bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rhe…

to dhakka lagaun

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ladka :- mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵

au tai mor shila ,👸👸👸

mai tor “”tismarkhan””🤵🤵🤵

au tai mor “”shila”” ……..👸👸👸

ladki :- rogha tor babu “”kukur””

au tai okar “”pila””

ha ha ha ha ha ha

😁😁😁

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😁funny jokes😁

dusre desh hamari “technology” ki brabari kya karenge.. 😌😌

hamare desh ka “bijali vibhag” to…..!

badal dekhkar hi, “bijali” kat deta hai.

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

नमस्कार दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आप हिंदी में Non veg jokes और मजेदार चुटकुले का संग्रह पढ़ सकते हैं. सभी चुटकुले हिंदी भाषा में लिखे गए हैं. इस साइट में मजेदार चुटकुले के कई और कलेक्शन भी हैं. जिसे आप नीचे दिए गए लिंक में जा के पढ़ सकते हैं. अपने दोस्त, परिवार या गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ इन अद्भुत चुटकुले साझा करें और उन्हें भी हंसाये.

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

pappu ka dost – suhagrat kaisi rhi????
pappu – badhiya rhi…..waise jis tarh ki
harkte wo kar rhi thi,

mai chahta to
uski mar bhi sakta tha

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ladki:- kya karte ho ?

ladka:- pujari hu…

ladki:- kaha ka ?

ladka:- havas ka !!☝🏻😜
🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜

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ek mahil apni beti ke sath bas me ja rhi thi.
santa – kitni fadu
mahil – meri beti ki aadhi aur meri puri.

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chu** ki takat ye hoti hai

hajaro KM

dur ho kar bhi

ham log se mooth marva deti hai

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kuchh ladke to itne asha wadi hote hai ki

ladki ptate hi

jhante saaf karne lagte hai

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mai pikar nahi bahkta

bahkta hu to use dekhkar…

ab batao zara ki shrab haram hai ya wo ??

itne me mammy ke kamre se aawaz aai….

shrab haram hai ….aur wo haramjadi hai …aur too haramjad…!

maan kasam…sab cleared ho gaya…

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ek bar santa aur banta train me safar kar rhe hote hai.

time pass karne ke liye kuchh karna chahiye ye soch kar santa ne banta se kaha.

santa : “janab koi shayri sunaiye.”

banta : “lo ji ek sher suno “miyan makbul, miyan makabol, aapki gand me gobhi ka full.”

is se pahle wo agli lain bolta pahla yatri fatafat bola, “wah kya sher tha,

ab mera suno – miyan makabul, miyan makabul, aapki gand me jamun ka ped.”

banta : zanb ye kuchh kuchh zma nah haii.”

santa : “bho*di ke, agar zamun ka ped zam jata to teri gand  fat na  jata .”

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