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Non Veg Jokes – Santa Ki Samjhdari

Non Veg Jokes – Santa Ki Samjhdari

Non Veg Jokes – Hello dosto, Non Veg Jokes ke Is post me aapka swagat hai, Is post me hum Non Veg jokes ka collection laye hai wo bhi apni bhasha hindi me, In jokes ko aap directly apne friends ko whatsapp me share kar sakte hai.

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Santa Banta Non Veg Jokes

एक दिन संता ने अपने पड़ोस में रहने वाले आदमी से कहा, “यार तेरी बीवी बड़ी खर्चीली है।”

पडोसी: नहीं तो, मेरी बीवी तो बहुत ही समझदार है और कभी मेरा फ़ालतू खर्चा नहीं करवाती। परन्तु तुमने ऐसा क्यों कहा?

संता: अरे कुछ नहीं बस वैसे ही, अच्छा एक बात बता, क्या 48 साल के बाद औरत को बच्चा हो सकता है?

पडोसी: नहीं यार ये तो बहुत ही मुश्किल है। क्यों क्या हुआ?

संता: तो चु**ये तू अपनी बीवी को समझा ना, ऐसे ही फालतू में कं**म खरीदने में मेरे पैसे खर्च करवाती रहती है।

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ladki (dukandar se): yah whisper
kitne ka hai

dukandar : ji 200 ka.

ladki: lgaoge kitne mein

dukandar : maaf karna lgana aap ko
khud hi padega.

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ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to.. kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend- parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag yaha se..

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ye ch*t ye ga*d mujhe kya malum,
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mai to sukh gaya hu us bevfa ki
yaad me m*th maar maar kar.

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Pappu Non Veg Jokes

pappu ne pados ki bhabhi ke pass jakar puchha: aapke pass stov ki pin hai kya
bhabhi: stov pe khana paka rhe ho kya
pappu : nahi, subah se m*th mar rha hu, par girta hi nahi hai,

lagta hai andar kuchh fasa hai.

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aane wale chunav 2019 me Sunny Leone karegi sab ka prachar,

nara hoga -akhilesh bhaiya ke shaasan me. ch*t bategi rashan me..

😜😝😜😝😜😝

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Sharabi Non Veg Jokes

ek shrabi rod par pda galiya de rha tha…

maa ch*d dunga…

bahan ch*d dunga…

ek admi bola – uth jaa, khade ho jaa ch*tiye.
shrabi, “hat bahan ch*d… lete lete hi ch*dunga.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – GF BF Non Veg Jokes

Non Veg Jokes – Dosto hasna hamare sehat ke liye achha hota hai, Isiliye aaj hum apke liye lopot kar dene vali non veg jokes lekar aaye hain, Jise padh kar aap lotpot ho jayenge. To hasiye or apne dosto ko Non Veg Jokes share kar ke hasaiye.

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GF BF Non Veg Jokes

ladki apne purane boyfriend se – naraj ho kya
boyfriend – nahi to kyu
ladki – kal tumhara birthday tha mujhe kyu nahi bulaya
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boyfriend -parso teri suhagrat thi tune mujhe bulaya kya
ladki – bhag MC

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ladaki: ne saheli se kaha, bahut dar lag rha hai. shadi ke bad kya hoga
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saheli: pagali dar mat.. modi ji ki bat yaad nahi
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ladki : kya bahna
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saheli : 50 din tak taklif hogi, fir to maja aane lagega!!

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Kids Non Veg Jokes

bachcha apni school mem se: mem plz
mere jute ke fite bandh do.
mere haath me chot lagi hai .
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mem: me janti hu ki tu
bahut MC hai .
tu mere d*dh dekhna chahta hai .
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bachcha: nahi mem kasam se
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is baar sari class
aapki ga**d dekhna chahti hai.

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pappu: apane chini dost ko hospital dekhne
gaya….😎
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dost bola … ching..chong..cho.. ja ……
aur itna bolkar mar gaya ….😱😕😪😭
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pappu isaka mtlb janne chin ki Library gaya
uska mtlb tha ……….😨😨
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“MC oxygen ke pipe se pair hata”

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Modi ji ki agali naari kalyan yojna
.
hafte mei ek baar se jyada
sambhog nahi kar sakate
.
ek baar sambhog ke baad
aapke li*g pe syahi lga di jayegi
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dusri baar karne ka mood ho to,

uchit karan bta kar jila karyalay se NOC le sakenge

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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DR. Non Veg Jokes

ek ladki checkup ke liye gai..

Dr. ki niyat khrab ho gai..
Dr. ne uske kapde utrawaye..
girl :- kiss kyo le rhe ho
Dr : chekap ke liye..
girl :- bobe kyo daba rhe ho
Dr :- Breast cancer check karne ke liye..
fir Dr. ne s*x karna shuru kar diya..
girl :- kya kar rahe ho
dr:- Ads checkup kar raha hu…
girl :- check kya karna hai
mai yaha ads ki to davai lene aai thi..
Dr. Hat MC…

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Adult Jokes – Non Veg Jokes in Hindi

Adult Jokes – Non Veg Jokes in hindi

Namaskar Dosto, Aaj amin apke liye Adult jokes aur Non Veg jokes laya hu wo bhi apni bhasa hindi me. Aap in jokes ko directly Whatsapp group ya apne dosto ko share kar sakte hai. sunishchit kar len ki apki umra 18 varsh honi chahiye.

Adult Jokes

Ek maidam ne board pe dil ka ulta chitr bana ke bachcho se puchha
“batao bachcho ye kya hai?”
saare bachche: ye to ga**d hai.
Teachar: tumhen sharm nahi aati aisi baate karte huye mai abhi prinsipal ko bulaati hoon.
prinsipal: maidam ko kaun pareshaan kar raha hai?
bachche: koi nahi sar!
prinsipal: fir ye board pe ga*nd kisne banai hai?

😆😆😆😆🤣🤣

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samlaingik sambandh par cort ke faisale ke baad 
ladki👧 dete👩‍❤️‍👩 par ja rahi thi.
chintit maa👩‍ ne use ka*dom diya.
ladki👧 hansi aur maa👩‍ se boli yahi soch to badalni hai maa,

main jooli👧 ke saath date👩‍❤️‍👩 par ja rahi hoon, mujhe mooli🍆 do, mooli🍆.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Saali – jijaji 500 roopye de do, main agle hafte de doongi.
Jijaa – beshak pagali tu 500 nahi 1000 le le, par abhi pel*e de de.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Havas ke pujaari
agar tum mil jao. ….. hilaana chhod denge ham !

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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claass me baithi ladki ki bra ka hook “takk” ki aavaaz ke saath tut gaya..

Teechar :- kya hua??

pichhe baitha ladka bola

do panchhi👀 pinjre se aajaad ho gaye pakdu kya?

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😂…

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Bakch*d Shayar

Ishk kya cheej hai yah puchhiye parvaane se
aur kuchh nahi janab..
bas ch*ed(hole) bada ho jaata hai marvaane se…

☝🏻😝🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪

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Aaj kaa ghanta gyaan
kahi aisa na ho ki tum us ladki ke nakhre uthaate raho
aur………..

taang koi aur uthaata rahe.

😜😂😁😜😂😁

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

हेलो दोस्तों, इस पोस्ट में आपको Non Veg Jokes In Hindi पर सबसे मजाकिया जोक्स मिलेंगे. सुनिश्चित कर लें आपकी उम्र 18 वर्ष से अधिक होनी चाहिए. आप इन चुटकुले को अपने दोस्तों को शेयर कर सकते हैं. व्हाट्सप्प, फेसबुक, sms के लिए शेयर बटन जोक्स के नीचे मौजूद है. कुछ और दिलचस्प जोक्स के लिंक नीचे मौजूद है. वहां आप हिंदी भाषा में कई non vej jokes पढ़ सकतें हैं.

😜Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😅

 

Principal : kisaka period chal rha hai​….

​Golu : sar, shayad priya ka, ek do din se bahut chidchidi ho gai hai​…

​Principal : bho*di ke subject puchh rha hu …….havas ke pujari​ …….

😍😋😄😎😁😜😍😋

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😜kuchh ladkiya isliye bhi khade-khade chu*wati hai😄

😜

taki shadi ke bad apne pati ke samne

😜
kasam kha ke bol sake ki vo kisi mard ke saath soi nahi hai …..😝😜

😍😋😄😎😁😜😍😋😄

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Ek thaki hui bhabhi ko bas me baithne ki jagah nahi mili to ek seet par bethe chhote ladke ko puchha:- “khada ho jaega kya”

Ladka:- ho jayega aanti,

nauvi me aa gaya hu….

bhabhi pure raste khadi khadi gayi,

kisi ko nahi puchha…

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

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jab kanya apne, pita ke ghar hoti hai,”rani” ban ke rhati hai.

pahli bar sasural jati hai,”laxmi”,banakar jati hai.

aur sasural me kam karte-karte “bai” ban jati hai,

is tarh ladkiya “rani-laxmi-bai” ban jati hai…!!!

aur fir vo pati ko angrej samajh kar bin talvar ke hi itna pareshan kar deti hai ki

bechara vo pati, angrej na ho kar bhi “angreji” 🍷🍹 lena shuru kar deta hai

😜😜😜😜😜

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Pahle log darvaje ki ghanti bja kar bhag jate the aur banda sochta rah jata tha ki kaun tha mc  🤥

Ab whatsapp msg karke “delete for everyone”kar dete hai, dekhne wala sochta rahta hai! bheja kya tha mc 🤔

– pareshani wahi, soch nai..

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Pappu par bijali ka tar gir gaya.

Pappu tadap tadap ke marne hi wala tha ki

achanak…

use yaad aaya bijali to 2 din se band hai.

wapas uthakar, hanste huye bola,

sala… yaad nahi aata to aaj mar hi jata!

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Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

 

Welcome Dosto, Non Veg Jokes In Hindi post me ham apaki manoranjan ke liye navenatam 18+ chutakule pradan karate hain. Yadi aapka umar 18 varsh se kam hain, to kripya is website par uplabdh Jokes For Kids, Santa Banta Jokes aadi jokes padh sakte hai. Aap in majedar non veg jokes ko apne dosto ko share kar unhe bhi hasaye. Hamen ummeed hai ki aapko hamare jokes pasand aayenge.

😝Non Veg Jokes In Hindi😝

 

Ek 💁ladki 🐦tota kharidne bazar gai ,

Aur ek bolne wala 🐦tota pasand ka liya .

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💁Ladki 🐦tote se :: ” me kaisi lag hi hu .”😛

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🐦Tota :: ” bahut aawara si lag rhi ho .

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💁ladki ko gussa aaya.

tote ka malik dukandar bhi grahak kharab hote dekh kar gusase me aa gaya,

aur 🐦tote ko pani me duba diya aur kaha ” ab agar tum ne galat bat ki to pani me dubo dunga .”

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🐦tote ne thik bat karne ka wada kar liya .

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💁Ladki tote se fir boli . “

achchha yah batao agar ghar me ek mai hu ,aur ek aadmi ho , vo aadmi kon ho sakata hai  ” 😍

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🐦Tota bola :-; “aapka pati .”

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💁Ladaki :-: ”  agar mere sath room 2sar adami ho to 2sar aadami kon hota hai  “😛

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🐦Tota :-; ” aap ka devar .”😍

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💁Ladki :-: “agar 3 ho to  “😴 😀

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🐦Tota :-: aapka pati ,aapka devar ,aapka sasur .😁

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💁Ladki :-: “agar char ho to

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🐦Tota :-: ( maalik ki tarf dekhkar )

pani la be maine pahle hi bta diya tha ladki aawara hai .”

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Aurat dr. se:- Dr. jab mai subah uthati hu to meri jangh par bahut sari lain bani hoti hai

Dr. bahut der chek karne ke bad bol:- pati kya kam karta hai…

aurat:- karpentar hai

Dr:- us bhen ke lavde ko kahna ki raat ko cho** samay apne kan se pensil hata diya kare…!!

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Savdhan

bahut jaruri suchna apni koi bhi bike ya skuti aisi jagh par khadi na kare jaha sury ki prakash sidhe gadi par pade

nahi to

mola ka he tuhich man la chat le jarhi😂😂

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