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👱Husband Wife Jokes🙎

 

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👱Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi🙎

 

purush chahta hai ki..usaki jivan sathi vishvasundari ki tarh dikhe aur..
kanta bai ki tarh kam kare.

jabki nari chahti hai ki.. usaka jivan sathi ambani ki tarh kamaye aur..
manmohn sinh ki tarh chup rhe.*

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Pati: pyas lgi hai, pani le aao.

Patni: kyo na aaj matr panir or shahi pulav bna kar tumhe khilau?

Pati: wah, munh me pani aa gaya.

Patni: aa gaya na munh mai pani?

bas isee pani se kam chala lo

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kabhi kisi ki hay nahi leni chahiye

parson subah padosan ne hay boli

mene le li

biwi ne dekh liya

3 din se dhabe me kha rha hu

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Patni (gusse me ): mai ghar chhod kar ja rhi hu …
Pati (gusse me ): haa“jaan ” chhodo ab
Patni : bas apki yahi “jaan ” kahne ki aadat na hamesha mujhe rok leti hai

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Husband Wife Jokes

Husband Wife Jokes

 

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Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi

 

wife – mai aapse bat nahi karugi..

Husband – thik hai…

wife – kya tum karnh nahi janna chahte,,,

Husband – nahi mai tumhare faisale ki ijjata karta hu …

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patni – suno ji sarkas dekhane chalte hai .

pati – nahi mai bije hu .

patni – sarkas me ek ladki bina kapdo ke sher ki savari karti hai .

pati – tum bhi na bahut ziddi ho, thik hai chalte hai .

pati ne sabse aage ki sit ki tikat li aur baith gaye .

sher ka sho chale gaya par bina kapdo ke ladki nahi aai

ab sarkas ka sho khatm ho gaya .

pati – tum ne to kah tha ek ladaki bin kapado ke aayegi .

patni – maine to bina kapdo ke sher kaha tha, ladki nahi . kasam se, phir se padh lo…

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naukari bhi patni jaisi hoti hai . – jo ek bar milne ke baad chhod nahi sakte.

ek hote huye dusri bhi nahi kar sakte…

aur ek khas baat – use chhodkar bakii sabhi ki achchhi lagti hai…

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pati ko bajar jate huye dekh patni ne paise dekar kaha “kuchh aisi chiz lana jis se mai sundr dikhu

pati khud ke liye whisky ki do botal le aaya.

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patni : aa ji sunte ho, aapka dost ek pagal ladki se shadi karne ja rha hai…

use rokte kyo nahi ?

pati – kyo roku us dost ne mujhe roka tha kya

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patni : sunno…” zindagi maut na ban jaye sambhalo yaaro…”

is gaane ka matlb kya hai..,”

pati : ismen kavi kahna chahta hai ki.. “dosto achchhi khasi zindagi me shadi mat karo warna zindagi maut ban jayegi..”! ( itna bolne ke bad bhai ka munh puru tarh sujh gaya)

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